i want your mom, she sounds funny as hell. I wouldnt even have been mad at that point, id have been laughing my ass off. Your mom sounds like the kind of person who wouldnt kick you out of her house for bieng an atheist, then forcing you to live with her again once she finds out shes not legally allowed to do that, and taking literally everything that gives you happiness away from you and making you be a Cunt for Christ like her. I now have to pretend to be somebody I am absolutely NOT when i am around her just to be allowed to do things like listen to music, go to extra curricular activities at school, get a bus pass every month so I dont have to walk to school, have a phone, have service on said phone, have anything other than clothes, food and what I am absolutely required to have at school in my room, and in general have the tiny bit of freedom I am allowed as a nearly-seventeen-year-old high schooler.