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However, this is by no means an amount of freedom comparable to what other kids my age have. For instance, I am not allowed to date, I have to jump through all kinds of hoops to go to a friends house, I am not allowed more than 2-3 hours of video games a week, I have to be home from school by 5:00 every single day, I have to submit my phone for inspection whenever the fuck my mom wants it, I do more chores than I guarantee any other student at my school, including everyones dishes every day every meal, vacuum the whole house twice a week, mow the lawns twice a week, baby sit kids that arent mine OR my mothers every weekend for a few hours a day, keep my room cleaner than literally all of my classmates' rooms every time I have seen them, behave perfectly and give nobody lip no matter how much someone deserves to get socked in the lips, manage to somehow never get so much as a lunch detention at school even if its for bieng 30 seconds late to a mean teacher's class, get a B or a A in every class, every semester, no matter how hard the class is even though i only have a minute or two to study each night, get ALL my homework done despite only having said couple minutes EVERY DAY no matter how much homework it is, never slip up in my many, many more responsibilities than half the adults in my life, even if its leaving the toilet seat up, leaving a speck of dust on the dresser whenever i dust the house twice weekly, forget to put one fucking toy away in my room (all of their toys "belong" in my closet) after the grandkids leave the  house every day at 8, leave a crumb on the table after dinner, leave a drop of water on the bathroom counter after washing my hands, forget to put my backpack in my closet after homework 30 seconds before bed, or forget to abuse the 6-or-7 feet long  cord on my electric guitar by stuffing it in a 6 inch wide drawer on one of the few occasions when I am allowed to play it, yell back or argue logically/defend myself whenever my mom decides that I havent been in trouble for too long and makes some stupid bullshit up about how I did something​ i wasnt supposed too and scream at me for a half hour and either take the things I like away or make me write an obscene amount of lines AND take my shit away that she didnt pay one fucking red cent for. True story. Theres more, but I dont feel like taking more time to type it.

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⏰ Last updated: May 16, 2017 ⏰

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