HI WELCOME TO MY BOOK ON HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND WHERE EVEN THOUGH I LIKE DICK OVER PUSSY ILL GIVE YOU ADVICE ON HOW TO GET PUSSY : ( NOT THE CAT BTW.
1) GOOD PLACE TO MEET PEOPLE IS AT PARTIES. THATS WHERE YOU MEET THE WILD GIRLS WHO ARE REAL ADVENTUROUS AND WILLING TO HAVE A BF.
2) AT THE PARTY GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND START GETTIN THOSE LADIES TO GRIND ON YOU WITH THEIR ASSES. MMMM <3
3) IF YOU DONT GO TO PARTIES CAUSE YOURE SOCIALLY AWKWARD THEN GO TO THE LIBRARY OR SOMETHING AND ASK A GIRL WHAT BOOK SHES READING, IF YOU GIVE NO FUCKS, WHO CARES, ASK HER ABOUT IT, SHE'LL LOVE IT.
4) GET THEIR NUMBER.
5) TEXT THEM. GIRLS LIKE THOSE GUYS THAT ARE HARD TO GET, BUT AT THE SAME TIME DONT ACT LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHE BAG, BUT THE OCCASIONAL ASSHOLE ATTITUDE WONT BE TOO BAD. MAYBE JOKE AROUND A BIT TOO? MAKE SURE YOU TEXT THEM GOOD MORNING AND GOODNIGHT CAUSE THATS SWEET AND MAKES EM FEEL SPECIAL I GUESS?
6) TAKE EM ON A DATE TO THE MOVIES WHERE YOU ACCIDENTLY GET A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE POPCORN THATS SITTING ON YOUR LAP AND HER HAND HAPPENS TO GO INSIDE AND TOUCH YOUR DICK. O-O IF SHE GIVES YOU THE HANDJOB THAT MEANS YOURE DOING WELL. IF SHE JUMPS AWAY IN DISGUST.....GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.
7) IF SHE GAVE YOU THE HANDJOB, THIS MEANS YOU CAN BEGIN TO MAKEOUT LATER ON. DONT GET CAUGHT THOUGH, MAYBE SIT AT THE BACK? IF YOURE INTO IT YOU CAN GIVE HER SOME FINGER ACTION OR WHATEVER.
8) DURING HEAVY BREATHING AND LITTLE SPACE BETWEEN ASK HER TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAUSE YOU BASICALLY WERE HALF WAY TO FUCKING ANYWAY?
9) TAKE HER HOME, LOCK THE DOOR AND GIVE HER THE RIDE OF HER LIFE. FUCK YEAH
OK GUYS I HOPE YOU LIKE MY ADVICE, HONESTLY I PUT MY WHOLE HEART INTO THIS. ALRIGHT I'LL CYA GUYS NEVER. BYEEEE
PEACE - MON
