HI GUYS I GOT SO MUCH LOVE FROM WRITING HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND I THOUGHT I WOULD TELL YOU HOW TO GET A BOYFRIEND. THIS IS GONNA BE REALLY SIMPLE.
1) FIND A GUY, ANY GUY WHO IS SINGLE CAUSE REALLY, GUYS DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LOOKS, THEY ALL LOOKIN FOR ONE THING ONLY. IF YOURE GONNA GIVE THEM SEXUAL PLEASURE.
2) ONCE YOU FIND A GUY ITS SO SIMPLE THAT ONCE YOU GET HIS NUMBER, YOU START SEXTING ASAP. NO NEED FOR DATES. GET STRAIGHT TO THE SEX TALK.
3) ONCE YOU SEXT, SEND NUDES TO EACHOTHER. IF YOU DON'T SEND NUDES, HE'S MOST LIKELY GONNA GO TO OTHER GIRLS AND ASK FOR THEM. (,: SO IF YOU DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN TO YOU, JUST SEND HIM NUDES.
4) YOU ALWAYS GONNA NEED TO GIVE HIM EITHER A HAND OR BLOW JOB. GO TO HIS PLACE EVERYDAY OR WHERE EVER, HE DONT CARE AS LONG AS YOU PLEASURE HIM.
5) ONCE YOU GET TO FUCKING, HES GONNA WANT TO DO IT EVERY TIME HE SEES YOU SO BE READY. IF YOURE NOT PREPARED TO FUCK ALL THE TIME, HES GONNA GET BORED AND MOVE ON TO OTHER GIRLS, PROBABLY THE ONES HE WENT TO ASK NUDES FROM.
ALRIGHT THERE YOU GO, THATS A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP AND THATS HOW YOU GEET/KEEP A BOYFRIEND. HOPE YOU ENJOY BYE.
