HI GUYS IM HERE TO TELL YOU HOW TO GET A LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND CAUSE I CANT FORGET ABOUT ALL YOU GAY PEOPLE OUT THERE! HI MY FAM ILY <3
1) GO TO A GAY CLUB CAUSE THEN YOU DONT GET INTO AN AWKS SITUATION WHERE YOU FALL FOR A STRAIGHT CHICK. YOU'D RATHER KNOW WHO'S GAY AND WHO ISN'T.
2) ONCE YOU MEET THEM LET THEM BUY YOU A DRINK CAUSE NO SHIT YOU GOT NO MONEY ON YOU LMFAO WE MAKE PEOPLE BUY SHIT FOR US WOOOHOOO!
3) ONCE YOU BOTH DRUNK AND DANCING ON BAR TOPS, GO TO THE BATHROOM WHERE YOU SQUEEZE INTO A CUBICLE AND BEGIN TO MAKEOUT, EVEN THO NEXT DOOR YOU GOT A CHICK SHITTING HER PANTS AND IT STINKS LIKE ASSHOLE. THIS MAKEOUT IS NOTHIN TO STOP FOR.
4) ONCE YOU GUYS DONE HAVING FUN, YOU TAKE A CAB TO THEIR HOUSE AND SHIT BEGINS TO GET HEATED. YOU START DOIN STUFF IN THE BEDROOM AND THANK GOD NO ONE CAN GET PREGO IN THIS SITUATION SO ALL YOU NEED IS SOME TOYS AND YOURE SORTED.
5) YOU END UP STAYING THE NIGHT SO YOU GONNA STEAL THEIR MONEY AND RINGS AND THEN GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE.
6) THEY WERE YOUR GF FOR A NIGHT BUT NOW YOURE A RICH BITCH AND FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN THE HAMPTONS WITH BUNCHES OFF GIRLS SURROUNDING YOU WITH HUGE TITS AND ASSES. THIS LIFE WAS NO LONGER A DREAM, BUT REALITY.
THANKS FOR READING HOPE YOU ENJOY, IF YOU DO THIS, IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT AT ALL. OK BYE .
