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  EXO SHOWTIME]
"How many seconds can EXO vocal-line hold their high note?"
Kyungsoo- 12.31 seconds
Suho- 12.03 seconds
Baekhyun- 5.76 seconds
Chen- 21.38 seconds
Luhan- 25.86 seconds
-inangchanbaek-

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Did you know? Yoongi's father's ringtone is Yoongi's part in 'Blood, Sweat & Tears'. ❤

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  Remember.....
MC: We will give you time to complain about the members.
Kris: complain about what?
MC: Anything.
Kris: topic?
MC: anything!
Kris: Anything? I will complain about all of them!
Kris: *starts walking and pointing at every member*
(Chanyeol) you're too tall.
(Sehun) Your hair changes too much.
(DO) You have huge eyes.
(Lay) you have no facial expression.
(Luhan) you dont like to talk.
(Kai) you dance more handsomely than me.
(Suho) you're shorter than me.
(Chen) you sing higher notes than me.
(Xiumin) You look younger than me.
(Baekhyun) *nods and pats* I like you. I like you.
(Tao) Let me tell you, don't ask me to shower with you again, okay?
-Inang Dianne Do-

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  DID YOU KNOW? 

Back then when EXO wasn't official yet, they were named by fans as "So Nyun Chun Ji/Jee.
- "The unofficial name as of now is So Nyun Chun Jee(소년천지, 少年天地), which could roughly translate into "Heaven and earth of boys" or "A lot of boys.

~Kris once said that Malaysia's KLIA airport is the calmest airport.

~Chanyeol can flap his ears 😂 

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  "Statistics say that Korean males' penis can be long as 3.8 inches only."
Sehun: excuse me?
C-nicolo kim

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  Yoona has many pictures of "Tiffany while eating" in her phone and she gave Tiffany a nickname "Pink Pig/ Pig Fany "

[ Fany Fany Tiffany ]

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Sehun's Shampoo is Head and Shoulders. 😂 

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  All of EXO-K admit that they are afraid of SNSD's Tiffany. 

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[Tiffany] the twinkle, twinkle, the twinkle, twinkle

Sumgyeo do twinkle eojjeona? Nune hwahk ttwi janha
Beire ssayeo isseodo naneun twinkle tiga na

[Taeyeon] ttan saramdeuldo da binnaneun nareul chowahae
Kkeutkkaji kyeonggyehaeya hae
Boseogeul humchin neojanha

[Tiffany] neul naye kyeoseul jikyeojwo nae juwiiman maemdora
[Seohyun]nuneul tteji marajwo nae maeryeoge ppajyeo

Sumgyeo do twinkle eojjeona? [Taeyeon] (twinkle, twinkle eojjeona?)
Nune hwahk ttwi janha [Taeyeon] (ttwi janha, ttwi janha)
Beire ssayeo isseodo naneun twinkle tiga na

[Tiffany] nan mijiye sekye shiganeurijeobeorilkeol
Achime nuneul tteobwahdo kkumeun gyesoktwel keoya

[Seohyun] nan neoreul wiihae kkumigo deo yeppeuge nal banchagillae
[Taeyeon] waeh neoman honja molla naye jinkareul

Sumgyeo do twinkle eojjeona? [Seohyun] (sumgyeo do twinkle eojjeona)
Nune hwahk ttwi janha [Seohyun] (nune hwahk ttwi janha)
Beire ssayeo isseodo naneun twinkle tiga na

[Seohyun] neomu Taeyeonhae neomu ppeonppeonhae
Bakkeneun nal sowonhaneun juri kkeuchi an boyeo
[Taeyeon] maldo andwehke neon neomu damdamhae nan haneurarae tteoreojin byeol

Sumgyeo do twinkle eojjeona? [Tiffany] (ha ha ha~ yeah~)
Nune hwahk ttwi janha [Tiffany] (nune hwahk ttwi janha)
Beire ssayeo isseodo [Seohyun] (beire ssayeo isseodo)
Naneun twinkle tiga na [Taeyeon] (hey yeah!)

Keudaeye twinkle nareul bwah [Taeyeon] (keudaeye twinkle nareul bwa, hey!)
Eodil bwah? Nareul bwah [Tiffany] (oh oh, nareul bwa)
Chikchikhan os sogeseodo
Naneun twinkle taega na [Seohyun] (naneun twinkle taega na)

Sumgyeo do twinkle eojjeona? [Tiffany] (nan twinkle eojjeona)
Nune hwahk ttwi janha [Seohyun] (nuneul hwahk ttwi janha)
Beire ssayeo isseodo
Naneun twinkle tiga na [Tiffany] (woo! T-twinkle al janha)

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  When Luhan sees a girl, he looks at her legs first. 

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  Chen admitted that he had his first girlfriend during 6th grade in elementary and had his first kiss with her. 

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  Sehun is named as "Mr.Step-on-foot" among the korean fans because he always accidentally stepping on the other member's feet.

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  Baekhyun's personality is similar to Tao's. He looks tough outside but is actually sensitive. 

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  Sehun is the worst in memorizing dance moves and lyrics according to the members.

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  After seeing 2ne1's Happy Music Video, Chanyeol tried to do his hair like Dara's and was found, very embarrased, by Chen 

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  Yixing said when he sleeps, it's like he's dead and no one can wake him up unless he wake up by himself.

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How hard to become an SMEnt Trainee?

Answer:

"If you're late or go againts the rules, you have to sing while running the practice room 10 times. You train by singing while doing sit-ups and while someone hits your stomach in order to develop muscle and vocal power. If you do anything wrong, you write about what you did wrong and you aren't allowed to practice until you can clearly state what you did wrong".

Omo~ 😱 parang ayoko ng maging trainee sa SMEnt. 😂

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  Baekhyun really like fruit juices and slushies so sometimes he doesn't want to share it with anyone. 

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  When Sehun can't sleep, Chen will read crack fanfiction to him until he gives up on the world and finally passes out.

~Lay's ideal type is someone who can do houseworks and 'Home' girl.

~*binatukan ni Lay si Kris*

Kris : DAMN, BAKIT MO AKO BINATUKAN?! 😑

Lay : KASI TINAWAG MO AKONG BRAINLESS. 😏

Kris : HALA LAST WEEK PA YUN AH? 😕

Lay : KAYA NGA NGAYUN KO LANG NA GETS. 😒

Cr. Joseph Kim

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Twitter isn't working well right now and some fans tweeted:

"baekhyun's black hair broke twitter"

"I cant believe black haired baekhyun broke twitter"

"Maybe twitter can't function properly because of the previews of Black Haired Baekhyun."

because everyone's talking about baek's black hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂