"Shout out to my ex!Hey look at me now!"
My phone rings and I didn't bother look on who wass the caller.
"What do you need"
-me. using my bored tone.
[Wahaha grabe ang helloo biatch ah!]
-Rue.
I rolled my eyes.If I know mangungulit nanaman yan kung ano na ganap ko sa buhay at makimi chismis yan 100% sure yan.
"What do you want this time?".-Me.
[Ay..Ano na balita?]-Rue.
See? aish nakakainis nakikibalita pa! nabubuwiset lang ako dahil sa mga nangyari dito sa loob ng tatlong sinumpang araw!
"Aish..What's the news? well the news was..If you don't f*cking stop on nagging me surely I will make you feel your sumptious death generously!" -me.
Edi ayan nanahimik sya? haha well I don't really mean it what do yah think of me? a brutal killer? nah! not in my wildest dreams the hell I can do that!.
[Bitchy nemen ehh namimiss lang naman kita napaka brutal netoh! huhu!! pasalubong ko pala ha?]-Rue.
"Oh sure! buhangin madami dito".-me.
[Ang kuripot mayaman naman! aish]-Rue.
I can't help but to laugh at her like seriously? she's like an 7 year old kiddo hahaha yuck!
"Who cares? if you want sumunod ka nalang dito! mag ditch ka nalang ng class!"-me.
[waah? jinj--]
"Just kidding" I cut her off hahaha sorry dear! ayaw ko maging BI dyan nuh!baka masira pa future nya ako pa sisihin nila tito at tita! hahaha.
[Aish evil bitchy ka! paasa huehuehue!!!(T.T)/]-Rue.
I just answered her with my evil laugh..
"Bye na bitchy! haha mag eenjoy pa ako dito!"-me.
Did I remind you guys to add my overflowing sarcasm?
I think no! kaya naman..jusy so you know sarcastic ako habang sinasabi yan!
[Ayiiee hahaa enjoy sa.mga fafables na nandyan wahahah]-Rue.
"You nuts? buti pa sana kung maraming couples dito eh!kaso wala!"-me.
[Malamang tinaguan ka! haha Malaman ba naman na parating na yung bangungot eh! wahaha ]-Rue.
"Shut up bitch! I'll call you kapag sinipag ako! bye!"
[whut? w-wait! so option nalang pala ang pagta--]
Obviously, binabaan ko na sya! hahaa bad right?
Sasabihin nya nanaman na Option nalang ba ang pagtawag mo sakin ngayon? huh? di na ba ako mahalaga?
...and so on.
Yup! Ganyan sya kadaldal!
I hate dramas!
Haist what to do now? baka naman kasi kapag lumabas ako lumala yung paa ko! Arggg!! nakakabuset talaga lahat! as in lahat ng naganap kahapon! Tsh! Curse that day!
FLASHBACK*****
" E--EA-EANXEX?"-me.
Oh my gosh!! I'm severly dead!
"Yeah! it's me! the one who told you not to f*cking go outside!".
Oh!-Oh! huhu I wanna hide right now! sheez nakakatakot sya honestly ngayon lang ata ako natakot sa kanya at sa banta nya!I wish nakalimutan na nya!!
"Ah-ah k-kasi..grrr go get your self a grip YURA KEITH!!
"Shut up! how much stupidity you can get huh? look what happend! I told you not to go anywhere cause it's not good for your condition! fuck."
-Eanex.
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"THE COUPLE'S NIGHTMARE"
De Todo1 down,Thousands to go..That was the favorite words that Yura keith the said to be the "ULTIMATE BREAKER" wants to utter. She was totally bitter about her jerk ex boyfriend but, All she know was she was better. And the worst is sometimes she was h...
