Gwaius: A Novella

CHapter 1

Gwen goes to visit Emrys again in the morning. When she gets there, Gwen goes to take a schluffy while waiting for Emrys. After 4 hours, Merlin flies in using his ears, with Gaius walking in close behind him! (A/N HDHDFHDSHSHSHSHDDHDH FANGIRLING!!!!!!))) "Merlin oh my Kachie you know magic?" Gwen says.

"Ummm-mm--m--m--m-mm---m-m--m--mm-mm-, n-n-no. I-i, uh, ju-st hav-e so-me, uh, r-r-re-ally b-bi-g ears. And i use them to fly! Yeah. that's right" stutters Merlin. Gaius just rolls his eyes. Gwen sees him rolling his eyes. wow that's so hot she thot and falls in love with him all over again.

The Lady Morgana walks in with heavy steps, like always. As she walked in, her breasts bounced, and "seemed more like two small, playful animals" (Mishima 31). Merlin couldn't stop staring like BAHDONK-A-DONK (A/N ( . Y . ) [boobles_fans42069 ((aka Oscar)) this one's for you!]) The Lady Morgana catches sight of Gwen and Gaius interacting and takes immediate action. "GWEN! I need you to go fetch me flowers plz bb" The Lady Morgana says. She knows Gwen will do it because she has no choice.

"Yes, my The Lady Morgana" says Gwen, and she saunters of to go pick some Zygomorphic Streptocarpus flower. When Gwen was travelling, she began to remember how much of an imbecile that igly Whitie is. because she's always being kidnapped and always having bugs in her ears like what kind of kink is that and how come she never saves Gwen, like HOW SELFISH. Remember when Gwen was put in the dungeons with Lancelot (A?N <3) because The Lady Morgana decied to start stripping by the lake and was like "lolz" and just tossed away gwen like she was nothing. What kind of PALE VAMPIRE (A/N remember Lucy from Dracula? It was funny when she was sad all the time remember when she was dumb aka every episode sh ewas in i mean whom trusts a vampire slayer who they just met? Lucy bc lucy was like 'oh wow this vampire slayer is hot and i dont think with my head i think with my - ')IMBECILE BLONDE BLACK-HAIRED WANNABE WITH DOUBLE Ds is trying to assault the only black character in the story. Remember TOOM? I DON'T THINK ANYONE DOES BECAUSE HE'S DEAD AND IT WAS ALL

The Lady MORGANa'S

FAULT! (A/N i love The Lady Morgana <3 but this just had to be said)

ALSO I AM SUPER GLAD THAT GWEN HAS LITERALLY KISSED ALL OF THE HOT GUYS AND MORGANA HAS STARED AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE SHE DESSERVES THAT TYPE OF PUNISHMENT BECASUSE SHE IS

SO

GOFFIC

Gwen smelled the flowers and thought they were the perfect fit for her generous mistress. Gwen used to have a crush on THe Lady Morgana but then lookked at her for more than 5 seconds one day and went wow thats not cute also she murdered her dad except not really but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Gwen skips back happily with her Zygomorphic Streptocarpus flower. When she walks back to Merlin's house, only Merlin is there (A/N gross, dumbo). "Oi, Merlin, where is <3 Gaius <3 and >:( The Lady Morgana ):<?" Gwen asks

"They left to go to The Lady Morgana's room. She's been having nightmares" Marlin replies.

Gwen RUNS back to The Lady Morgana's room, Zygomorphic Streptocarpus flower in hand. When she gets there, the door is cracked open, and knowing she'll be whipped if she walks in w/o The Lady Morgana's permission, Gwen just listens in outside the door.

"Gaius, I've been having these awful nightmares!" The Lady Morgana says.

"Well, what happens in them?" says Gaius sexily.

"I am walking through the castle. I see Arthur. I see Uther. I cry. But that's just like every other day. Anyways, I get to my room. My best friend/former lover Gwen is in there. But here's the thing. She's.... KISSING YOU! I mean, how revolting?! You and Gwen? I can't picture it without vomiting. Right?" says The Lady Morgana.

Gaius gives it some thot. Then he says, "did you say 'former lover'?"

"THATS NOT THE MATTER AT HAND" Roars The Lady Morgana.

"Okay. well, Gwen and I. that seems.............."

"That seems what, Gaius?" The Lady Morgana demands

".....unplausible???????????" Gaius says says hesitantly. That seems HOT Gaius thot. He wouldnt voice it out loud, though, because he's seen The Lady Morgana with a sword; pretty bad, she'd be swinging and then she would miss and hit him and he would be dead. He also thot that was... kinda hot. Gaius was conflicted.

"Good. anyways, i would like to stop having the nightmares."The Lady Morgana says. Suddenly, Gaius remembers something!

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