Pretend [VKook Text]

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V: Kookie?

V: Are you there?

Kookie: Well I haven't heard that one before interesting way to ask someone out

Kookie: Maybe your not so innocent hey?

V: What?

V: I just need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend

Kookie: Pretend?

Kookie: Why pretend when you can have the real thing ;)

Kookie: Wait girlfriend?

V: Umm I just neod soemone to preeten for a whike to trixk mu friens for a while

Kookie: So you just want someone to pretend?

V: Yeah...

Kookie: Wow. Seriously

V: Pleaseeeee

Kookie: Why would you need someone to pretend anyway?

V: My best friend keeps accusing me of being gay because Ive never had actually had a girlfriend so I pretended yesterday that I had a girlfriend and he started asking questions I couldn't answer

Kookie: So are you gay?

V: Seriously? All that and that's what you ask

Kookie: Are you though

V: So what if I am?

Kookie: So you are gay then

Kookie: Thought so

V: Please dont hate me!

Kookie: Pft dont worry kitten I dont

V: ^^ thanks Kookie

V: So will you do it?

Kookie: Id love to help you kid

Kookie: But Im a guy

V: Please I'm desperate

Kookie: Whats in it for me?

V: I'll do anything you want

Kookie: Anything?

V: Anything

Kookie: We have a deal