Pretend [VKook Text]

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4:35PM

Unknown Number

Taehyung: Um hello? Is this Kookie?

Unknown number: The one and only baby

Taehyung: Are you going to tell me your actual name so I can save you in my contacts?

Unknown number: Wheres the fun in that

Taehyung: But them what do I save you as?

Unknown number: Ive told you

Unknown number: Daddy

Taehyung: I'm not calling you that! It's weird

Unknown number: Well I guess I wont help you

Taehyung: Fine I'll call you it

Unknown number: Youll call me what

Taehyung: I hate you

Unknown number: You love me really baby now what was that

Taehyung: I'll call you daddy just please help me!

Unknown number: As you wish however dont actually save my number as Daddy

V: Why?

Unknown Number: Its not that I have a problem with it but if your trying to fool your friend its not a girl name

Taehyung: Kookie you're not helping! What should I save you as?

Unknown number: What did you tell your friend I was called?

Taehyung: I didn't tell him your name

Unknown number: And this is why your not fooling him kitten

Taehyung: No I told him it's because I don't want him to stalk you

Unknown number: That wasnt actually so stupid afterall

Taehyung: Thank you

Taehyung: So what should I save you as then?

Unknown number: Idk baby or something

Unknown number: And put little love heart emojis next to it

You changed unknown number to 'Babe'

Taehyung: Done

Taehyung: Could you text me tomorrow during school as if you were my were girlfriend

Babe: And how do you propose I do that

Taehyung: Say like 'Hey babe I miss you' or something

Taehyung: I don't know you have more experience than I do

Babe: I can guarantee that ;)

Taehyung: Exactly so you come up with the script

Babe: If you insist but remember you left this to me

Taehyung: I trust you

Taehyung: I hope one day you trust me too

Babe: I trust you kitten

Taehyung: Enough to tell me your name?

Babe: Maybe next time

Taehyung: You're so mean

Babe: And yet you love it ;)

Babe: I bet you like it real rough

Taehyung: What?

Babe: Nevermind

Babe: Ill text you tomorrow then

Taehyung: Bye Kookie

Babe: I thought we had an agreement ;)

Taehyung: Really?

Babe: I mean I could just not help you

Taehyung: No please help me

Babe: Go on

Taheyung: Please Daddyyyyyy

Babe: Damn your cute when you beg

Babe: Text you tomorrow kitten

Taehyung: Thank you