dUn, DuN, dUN, dUN, Dun, dUn, dun, DUN, dUn, EtC... WeNT tEH RadIO aS iT PLayED eD ShEErAn'S 'ShAPe oF YoU, BuT EvERY "dUn, DuN, DUn" bEAt it GeTs sLOweR aND mOrE DIstoRteD' (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNH5Or3Q7QQ)
lEvI sAT aT HiS tABle aND sTArtEd to pOUr ChoCOlaTe pOWdEr iNTo hIS poRRIdgE.
"hOt CHocoLATE aNd PorRidGe?" yELleD tHe dIStanT WaLL TitaN.
"I aDDed ChoCOlaTE to mY PorRidGe, oKaY? NoW, lEAve mE anD mY YaOI aLOne!"
"nO! YoU ArE a DisgrACE tO (Wo)MaNkiND!" ShoUTeD tHe WalL tITan."
"oH mY!" lEVi gaSPed.
"PoRRidGe GoES bY itSelF oR wITh HonEY, OatS anD BanaNA!" ConTInuED thE WalL TitAn.
"oR WitH StrAWbeRriES!" caLLeD JeaN'S SuiT JacKeT.
"SinCE WheN waS i nOrmaL!?" LevI exaSPerATeD.
"BeINg nOt NorMaL And bEinG a diSGracE to pOrrIdGe-KinD is VerrRy diFFeRenT! tHe poRRidGe kIn wIll nOt bE haPPY if TheY weRE to fInD oUt abOut ThiS tRaveStY!" ExcLaImeD tHE WalL titAN.
"bUt pORriDGe." LevI MumBLEd tO himsELf.
"I dON't GivE a fUck! ApPPppPPpolOGisE tO tHe poRRiDge fAmiLIes yOu aRe tEarInG aPpARt!" rOAreD tHe WalL TiTAn.
"ApoLOGiSe tO tHe woRd ApoLoGIsE!"
"NooOoOOOoo!!11!!(OnE oNe One)!1!1"
"bUt-" LEvi aTTemptED to SpeAK, bEIng CuT oFf bY ThE wAlL tItAN.
"THe wrATh oF jESuSk-uN Be UPoN yoU!!!11!!(onE oNE OnE)!!!" TruMPeTed tHe wAll TitAn!
sUDDenlY a WilD JesUS~kUn AppEAreD oUt oF tHIn aIr.
"LeT tHe WratH of FujoSHi be UpOn yOu!" eJAcuLatEd LevI, CauSInG a WilD FujOsHi bY thE naME of HolLy SauNdeRS to APeaR.
jesUs~kUN uSed tHe pOWEr oF pEAceFul ProtEsTS oN ThE fuJosHi. It wAS sUpEr eFFectIve. ThE fuJosHI fAintED.
"RemEmBEr, tHiS iS CapTAiN AcKErmAn yOU aRe fIGhTinG!"
aLl oF a SuDDen, CaPTaIn AKKEckEckECKerwOmAn WAs EAteN bY a rOUGE eRin SmiRNofF!
aLL of THe eNdlEsS sHiP paRTNerS of LeVi beGin to RusH iN, bUt ThE cRimsON kInG anD The FemAle TitaN cOnsUMatE thEir FutuRe oN tHe RemaINtS of THeiR mAngLeD CorPSe(s)!!11!!(oNE oNe ONe)1!)2123!"£!"$!"4!"43!%!£6£%&$%T6457$5W!!!
MeANwHiLE, tHe wAll tITaN waS diStrACteD bY RuLe 63 leVi.
RuLE 63 LEvi, gEts A TuBAl LIgaTiON, hOwEVer, wHiCH is eFFectIVe fOr uP tO 5 yEArs oN aVerAGe.
aRTiSts StaRT tO DrAw a RecOverEd lEvi, bUt thE poWEr of SaSHa anD hER aBiliTy tO PerFeCTlY diVIdE pOtatOEs inTo 2 EquAL pORtiONs oVeRTakEs thEiR efFORts.
LeVI, hUmaNITieS sTroNgeSt iS aBOut To oVErCome AlL aNd wIn, WhEn oUt oF ThE BluE, lELOucH Vi brITannNNnNia uSeS GEassSSssSSSSssSSs.
LeVi suRRendErS.
aNChR doEsn'T GivE a FucK aBOut LevU's SurREndEr anD UseS BloOdY MuRdER.
LevI'S AppEndiX RupTUrEs, FollOWeD bY hIS SplEEn, ColON, LarGe IntEStINe and LefT LuNG.
LeEavE-EyE StARts To coUgh BloOd BeForE tHE anEMia KiCkS iN aNd hE SloWlY, BuT suRelY dIEs hIS ProLoNgED, PaINfUl, eXpECteD, IneVitaBLE, dESerVeD DeaTH, wHIlsT sCrEAmiNg "A plAGue oN bOTh yOur HoUSes!"
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tHE cHoColATe PorRidGE ~ LeVI x wALl TiTan
FanfictionlEVi Is eNjoYiNg hIs EvenING PoRridGe, wHEn hE maKeS tHe WorST DecISIon pOSsibLE. He pUTs cHocOLatE PowDER inTo The PorrIDGe!!!111(one one one)"!=2!!"123!"£11%£1%!£%24^£$W341"£3524
