Mabel gave up on screaming because she knew now that there was no way she could be saved from the worryingly powerful machinery. She turned to the camera (which had for some reason followed her down for the sake of recording the episode) and said,
"Well, me dears. This seems like more of an adventure than anywhere I've ever been in my spotty plane with Pippin!" She tried to be positive but it was getting harder and harder because she was becoming more and more concerned by the second as to where this giant pipe was exactly leading her to.
"You know," she continued, "this adventure down a random pipe has, well, blown me away!" Mabel laughed hysterically at her own terrible joke and then she turned and saw a bright beam of light shining through from below. She stared at it in amazement and wondered what the actual hell it was.
"LOOK ME DEARS! THERE'S A BIG SHINY HOLE UNDERNEATH ME!" She informed the camera as if it wasn't obvious enough. Then, as if she had a choice, she said,
"LET'S GO DOWN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mabel and the camera shot down the pipe and they both landed in a huge vat of steaming hot air.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Mabel screamed, getting scalded all over her body.
"Sup bro, you do know this is a HOAAOAORS area don't you?!" Asked one dude stood stirring the pot of air.
"A flippin what," Mabel stared at him doubtfully before turning back to the mixture, and then back to him.
"A HOAAOAORS area," repeated the worker. "It stands for HEating Of Air And Oxygen And Other Random Stuff area. Don't you get it?"
"Righty ho," Mabel nodded tiresomely. She was starting to doubt the fact that she should have come here altogether now.
"And we have to make sure it's stirred 100 times exactly, and it has exactly 3.8194738028372927473926 and a half millilitres of extra hot chicken soup added into it, and-"
"Whateves," Mabel interrupted rudely and walked off. She'd had enough of this stupid place already. I mean why the hell would you waste time going to somewhere that only exists for people messed up enough to think they can earn money making air???????????????????
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Auntie Mabel and Pippin visit the air factory
HumorBefore we begin the story, I would like to thank my sister Alice, who gave me the idea for the two friends to discover how air is made, since I had no good ideas of my own. Today pippin and Mabel are visiting the air factory to find out how air is m...
