Tsukishima x reader smUt [Crack]

A Pleasurable Game of Chess

   Tsukki. When you heard that name your heart had a seizure of orgasmic happiness. You thought of that line in your head noticing that the word happiness had penis at the end. Hehe. throughout your 1.2 hours of the beginning of the school year you fell head butt fucking over heels with Tsukki. That piece of hot ass starts sliding his volleyball dick towards your sweaty face and possibly sweaty bum hole.

   "Hey bitch you wanna bitch in my bitch while being a bitch to my bitch you bitch?" Tsukki casually said.

   "Sure idk" you replied.

   "We gotta play chess first"

   "What"

  "We gotta play chess first"

  "Wha t"

   "We gotta play chess first"

   " W h a. t"

   "Bitch we gotta be bitchy and play chess first you bitch"

  "oh" you couldn't understand what Tsukki was saying without the word 'bitch'

"but why?"

  "you'll see"

  "eh?"

  "biiiiiiiioiiiiiioiiiittttttcccccchhhhhchhhchhhh"

  Tsukki got a chess board and volleyball and stuck it up his ass while walking towards the volleyball court.

  His square anus made it hard to practice volleyball, but he could handle the stretchy pain.

  "Wtf is he doing i just wanted to put my fully erect chicken strip into his now chest piece filled anus.." you thought while literally shifting your feet to tsooki. You then yelled, "Why dont you, and your rectangular prismed ass, stop raping a volleyball for once with your sticky jizz filled hands and squirt on me instead."

   Tsukki was shook at your words. bamboozled even. he softly set down the sphere of volleyballness and said in a horny tone, "If you want this thicc chess piece of mine, then fine,bitch"

  He grabbed his warm pants and slithered them off like an aroused snake. You saw his hot underwear which was covered in Tsukki's face and volleyballs. Standing there staring at his underwear, you wondered why Tsukki's dick seemed oddly shaped. You soon noticed that his coc was literally a chess piece with the colors of the volleyballs that Karasuno used while Tsukki was throwing the underwear off.

  "uHH NO" the gym echoed your words. "IM NOT HAVING A COLORED CHESS PIECE IN MY BASKETBALL HOOP. You moonwalk to the underwear filled with Tsukki's face and volleyballs. Feeling aroused by THAT, you started putting your straight chicken strip into the underwear holes somehow feeling great smothering pleasure. 

     "aaAAAAAH BIIIIITCCCH" tsukki moaned REALLY ear raping loudly. He grabbed his volleyball camera and started smacking his chess piece chicken (aka dick, you uncultured swine) while recording you with his slimy underwear. Tsukki went at mach speeds while smackin and fappin, which made him jizz 10.4 seconds after his ear raping moan.

   His Oreo cream made him sky rocket to the ceiling, smashing it.

   You were fucking terrified... so was Hinata who was watching you guys from afar. THE END