ALPHA KNIGHT

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"ERGHHHH!! EFF YOU SAMUEL EFFING ROBERTS",

apparently I had said the same line over a hundred times. But dont blame me, my man whore of a best friend stole my car to freaking just pollute it, leaving me to walk all the way home in Mumbai's monstrous rains (talk about caring). This day could not get worse...

Well somewhere KARMA smirked...

Okay let me start from the beginning....

"Akira, I need to tell you something"

"Chris (Evans) listen, we are DONE, I mean it, I and Sebastian (Stan) ..."

" AKI..."

" Seb please let me handle this.."

" NO listen, Akira.. Akkk"

" Erggghhh! What Sebastian???"

"Well, hmm its actually, well like .. hmm"

" Well what he is trying to say is that we are getting married and we, I mean he called you here to extend the invitation of our marriage to you. And there is one more thing you need to know... If you don't get your fatass out of this bed in this very second, I will throw cold water on you"

Well before I could even say 'huh!', cold water was thrown on me by non other than my 'I regret this decision' BFF.

"YOU HAVE FREAKING 10 SECONDS TO HIDE BECAUSE IF I FIND, WHICH I WILL, I WILL..."

" GET UR ASS DOWN HERE, DAMN IT AKIRA, WE ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE IN 3 HOURS AND YOU ARE STILL SLEEPING... HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE THESE TWO MONTHS, MY POOR KID.. BY THE WAY WHERE ARE THE THINGS I ASKED YOU TO PURCHASE .. OHH AND DONT YOU DARE SAY A WORD TO POOR SAMUEL, HE HAS HELPED US SO MUCH, WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING TO GLORY, OH MY POOR CHILD WILL LIVE ALONE, WHO WILL WAKE YOU UP AND SAY GOOD MORNING.. AKIRA YOU GET DOWN HERE NOW, YOU FORGOT TO GET THE CHIPS I ASKED FOR.."

There are four things going on in my mind; a) well you didn't wish me good morning, b)are u bipolar?, c) Why am I even asking that question, d) as soon as these people leave am gonna perform this extremely difficult and complex ritual which will make Samuel lactose intolerant so that he can never ever taste that cold heaven, hehehahahaaa am so despicable! Okay that was 5 things...

Anyways my parents did leave (FINALLY!!); not without my mom crying as well as scolding me about a 1000 times (Geez, let me tell you this if my moms crying was raining, no where in the world would there ever be a draught issue); and my dad hugging me whenever he could and SAM assuring my parents that he will take care of me while keeping his fingers crossed. Did I tell you that he gets Umbridge out of me?

Anyways I cant miss college or else my mom will do away with her Europe trip, just  to kick my ass so I spend the my first freaking independence day in my jail like college, only to have my car keys stolen by my BFF just because he couldn't find an empty room to spread his STD.... And on top of that it rains and the MAJESTIC AKIRA RAUT forgot her umbrella at home and well you know the rest....
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