Magicians Suck

Chapter 8

CHAPTER 8: Disgracing the Guild!

In Chapter 7, Miyuki and Kitty attended the Acceptance Ceremony in the Guild, signifying their first step into the Magicians' Guild as novices. But given their prankish nature, they ruined the Acceptance Ceremony by changing the vow and interrupting Director Jerrick when he spoke. In the end they topped it all off by claiming the guardianship of High Lord Akkarin! How would the Guild react to this? Will Miyuki and Kitty be successful in claiming Akkarin's guardianship? What other pranks would they think out of? Read on to find out! Wait, prepare a box of tissues first, because you may laugh till you cry!

"I..." The High Lord opened his mouth to speak but he hesitated and closed his mouth again, his expression uncertain.

"Hurry up lah, Ah Curry! What are you hesitating? He who hesitates is at a losing end." Kitty urged him impatiently. Whereas Miyuki began chanting, "I wonder if our most respected High Lord knows what the colour black means..."

"But..." Akkarin stuttered. "This is too extreme. I cannot agree to this."

Rothen and Dannyl stared at their new novices in utmost horror, wondering what had they gotten themselves into. In fact, everyone in the Guildhall had no idea what Kyralia had turned into.

"Oi, Curry!" Miyuki shouted and Kitty joined her in singing, "One little, two little, three little black robes, four little, five little, six little black robes..."

There were many different reactions.

"Has the Guild gone bonkers?"

"WHAT? Two low novices claiming guardianship of the High Lord?"

"Is this still the Magicians' Guild?"

"The slum dwellers would laugh at us if they know about this..."

"The King would not approve of this..."

"We must expel them immediately for showing disrespect to the High Lord!"

"This will definitely be recorded in Kyralia's history records."

"Isn't that the two girls who called me the High Lord's husband? Yes, they are getting what they deserve."

But two small, simple words from Akkarin silenced everyone.

"I accept."

Immediately there was chaos spreading like wild fire. Heated discussions and chattering were heard emanating throughout the whole Guildhall. Lady Vinara started knocking her head against the wall and Lord Balkan began pounding his chest like a hyper Tarzan. Director Jerrick was pulling his hair madly until most of them dropped off and there was a big pile of hair on the floor. And then...

"BANG!"

All heads spun towards the source of the noise. The Head of Alchemy, Lord Sarrin, had collapsed and fallen off his chair. There were horrified shrieks from everyone as blood began flowing profusely down his pale face.

Lady Vinara stopped banging her head and hurriedly made her way to the unconscious Lord Sarrin in distress. The commotion in the Guildhall grew more and more intense. Kitty and Miyuki strolled towards Akkarin.

"Get your ass off your chair, Ah Curry." Miyuki ordered. When Akkarin refused, she smacked Akkarin's butt just like how a mother would punish a child. Akkarin's eyes widened in aghast but Kitty raised her voice then, "Hmm... I wonder what the High Lord use his dagger for..." With that, Akkarin quickly got up of the chair just when Miyuki was going to smack his butt again.

Miyuki and Kitty sat on the chair like a boss. "Ah Curry, kneel down to us and kowtow!" Kitty commanded. Akkarin did so and all the while, the whole Guild was eyeing him, appalled. His black robes swayed about as he did the ritual over and over again.