Magicians Suck

Chapter 7

Chapter 7: Acceptance or Rejection Ceremony?

Oh yes, before we start, we should express our thanks first! Thank you warriormagician for your constant support! Ok, rotten (blame the auto correct. Really.) and dannyl are safe. For now, we are so honoured to have Laura and Jaycest reviewing our fanfic!

In Chapter 6, Miyuki and Kitty pranked High Lord Akkarin by cutting holes in his robes. Due to this awesome (And we are not referring to Osen here) prank, Akkarin totally embarrassed himself in front of the whole Guild. When he confronted the two crazy culprits about it, Miyuki and Kitty accidentally revealed to him their knowledge of his black magic! In this chapter, we will find out what will happen between them during the spring novice intake and explore into the guardianship issues of the two girls!

Akkarin was in their mind now. It felt weird as Miyuki and Kitty have more brain cells than Akkarin.

― Show me what you've seen.

― We didn't see anything! What do you want us to show you? Pictures of naked women?

― Very well. I will find out the truth myself and there's no way you can stop me.

Kitty gulped. If Akkarin is in her mind, he'll see her memories. And her memories included memories of her naked in front of a mirror and her mom's naked body. Not to mention, the truth about how they defeated the Ichanis.

Miyuki starting recalling memories full of nonsense. Like the time she pushed her teacher's head into the toilet bowl. And the time when she was trying to access an e-learning website, porn advertisement popped out. And the monthly woman thing. And once, when they tried to make a chicken cross the road.

Kitty began thinking of weird things. "Zuo Lang Kiang tio hor, Mai gei kiang (being clever is enough, don't act smart). I am going to create a flag for Kyralia and I'll put Fergun's face on the flag. After that, I'll draw beard and moustache on the flag. Hey, it wasn't us! We didn't see anything. Really. It's... Erm... Someone told us they saw you performing that ritual. She's... Trudi Canavan. Yeah, Trudi Canavan told us she saw you doing that."

― Where can I find her? How did she know I perform black magic?

― How do I know? You ask me, I ask who? You go Australia find her or go .com.

Akkarin's head was throbbing, so he left their mind. Before Akkarin could recover, Miyuki kicked his balls.

"So, Ah Curry..." Kitty smirked. "You practice black magic, huh?"

"Naughty Ah Curry..." Miyuki wagged her finger.

Akkarin warned. "You... The two of you, if you dare to tell anyone about this, I'll get rid of you."

"Take care of your own safety first, Ah Curry! If you provoke us, we'll tell the whole guild your secret. And we... We defeated the Ichanis, so don't... Don't think you can win us!"

"What do you want?" Akkarin asked desperately.

"Easy. Let Da Niu and Rotten be our guardian."

Miyuki added. "In a few days, it'll be the Acceptance Ceremony. You must agree to our next request. We will be..."

Before Akkarin could say no, they swaggered out of his residence.

****************************

It is the Acceptance Ceremony.

Regin: (to Sonea) Hey slum girl! Looks like you have two friends.

Miyuki: Who are you calling slum, little boy! Don't bully Sonea and pick on someone the size of your own pea-like balls!