Hope for the Future (Dipper x Reader x Bill)

Shake of a Hand

You were woken up by your cousin violently shaking you, and when that didn't work she poured a glass of ice cold water over your head.

"Wh...what year is it?!" You sputtered and sat up in your bed, inflatable mattress thingy.

"3017 you have officially slept through the apocalypse," she stated sarcastically.

"I think you mean Armageddon, first off it sounds cooler... second. Yeah, it just sounds cooler" you shrugged. As your eyes became more focused you could see your cousin tense up at the mention of Armageddon. What a weird girl.

"Anyways," Wendy stated quietly and walked to the door, "let's get going. I promised we'd meet the pines in front of the shack at ten. Guess what time it is." Wendy smirked and raised a brow.

"Time for you to get a watch?" You offered weakly

"Wrong! It's 9:30, but it's also time for you to get a better joke. So you'd better hurry up and get dressed, I'll be waiting downstairs." Wendy exited the room and you stood up. You thought for a bit and decided you didn't need a shower, you'd cover up most of the BO with some DO.

Efficiently you brushed your hair while you brushed your teeth, and put on some mascara and your (F/c) lipstick.

You scurried out of the bathroom and pulled on a pair of burgundy shorts along with your favorite musical's shirt. Soon, you were gliding down the stairs at top speed and when you reached the last step you jumped into the air, landing like a professional ice skater.

Wendy, who was leaning against the door frame, rolled her eyes. "Alright show off, lets motor" she said and held a stick of gum out to you "gum? It's your favorite type."

You eyed her suspiciously, but took the gum anyways. "Thanks..." you said and popped it into your mouth.  As you chewed, a disgusted look crossed your face. "Is this that frickin birthday cake trash."  You asked and ran to the trash, spitting it out.

She gave you a smug look and walked out of the house. You ran out after her and punched her shoulder "why do you hate me?" You whined in her ear.

"I don't hate you, it's just funny seeing that look on your face," she chuckled and you two continued to walk.

After around 10 minutes of walking and accusing Wendy of being out to get you, you both arrived at the Mystery Hack.

You entered the Hack behind Wendy and looked around. It seemed to be deserted. Whilst you stood their puzzled, your cousin entered the back room and shouted up the stairs. "Yo Mystery Twins, we're here!" You had a sense of deja vu when a flash of pink and brown skidded to a stop in front of you both and smiled.

"Hey (y/n) and Wendy! Dip-dot's upstairs getting ready for our monster hunt, he likes to overly prepare for these things," Mabel rolled her eyes and continued. "Me? I just like my trusty," what came next made you jump. "GRAPPLING HOOK!" The girl shouted and shot it at the ceiling.

This seemed to have gotten Dipper's attention, because he ran down the stairs, with a backpack full of things. "Is everything ok?! Mabel hasn't hurt anything with her grappling hook, right?" He said in time that signified worry.

"Nope, just the ceiling," you pointed upwards to where the grappling hook was lodged and chuckled.
"I guess, that's better than hurting someone," Dipper laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his neck.
Mabel broke into laughter and held her stomach "oh my waddles, I ship you two so much!" She exclaimed and pulled the grappling hook out of the ceiling.

You both blushed and turned away from each other, with a sheepish smile on each of your faces.
"A-anyways!" Dipper stuttered, his face still a fire truck, "let's get going. Too many gnomes, not enough time."

You looked at him confused, but were suddenly ushered out by Wendy. "Have fun (N/n)," she winked. You gave Wendy a blank stare

"But, your coming with, right?"

"Ha, no. Sorry, I've gotta watch your other cousins. Dad's out doing manly stuff, so I've got to make sure the house doesn't burn down. Bye!" She said and broke into a sprint, running towards the house.

You looked after her in annoyance and groaned "ok (y/n)! Let's go!" A cheerful voice shouted in your ear.
"Ok, ok," you chuckled and walked into the woods with the twins.

-Time skip, brought to you by Mabel's Sweaters -

The three of you arrived at a small clearing and sat down. "So, Pines, what are we looking for today?" You asked.

"Today, we're looking for well anything. Except gnomes, nasty little pests," Mabel grimaced and scrunched her nose.

You just nodded and stood "alright then... I'm going to explore a bit. I'll yell if I find anything strange." You said and walked off.

At the edge of the clearing something caught your eyes, you walked over to it. Said thing, appeared some sort of triangle statue, man, thing, he had a top hat? But what was even weirder was the outstretched hand. "Uh. Dipper!" You shouted and started clearing some of the vines away that had grown on it.

You heard two pair of footsteps approach and turned around. "Have you found something (y/n)?" Dipper asked curiously.

You nodded and moved your body so the twins could see the statue, "yea. This thing. It's a triangle with a bowtie and top hat. His hand is out stretched?" You said more as a question and examined it.  Carefully, you traced the outline of the statue's hand.

"(Y/n)!" You heard Mabel yell. "Step away from that thing!" Raising an eyebrow you turned around and looked at her.  Both of the twin's faces had gone pale and they had taken a step back.

"What? Why?" You asked, your hand still, touching the weird statue's. Suddenly a big gust of wind blew and to keep from falling over you grabbed onto the statue's hand.

The pine's tried to stop you, but weren't quite quick enough. "(Y/n) let go of the hand, then walk towards us." They said.

You quickly let go of the statue's hand, but their hand didn't let go. The world around you three went grey and time ceased.

The stone of the statue flaked away revealing a small luminescent Dorito? The triangle's scrawny black hand had a grip on yours.

You pulled your hand away and sprinted over to the pines, as soon as the triangle began to float.

The triangle stretched and opened his eye examining you three. "Ten thousand years in the cave of wonders can give you such a crick in the neck!" The voice said and made a microphone appear, he tapped on it and looked at you "anybody? Is this thing on? Bad crowd.." he mumbled and straightened his bow tie

"Oh well! Gravity falls, it is good to be back!"