Once upon a time, there was a fabulous man named, Gerard Arthur Jermey Jello Calfadoo Way, Jr the 3rd. He liked jello. No, he loved jello. It was his heart and soul , he just loved it so much. His name was so long, he wondered what his full entire name was, including his middle name. So he asked his mom, "What is my full name including my middle name?" His mom, Bandit, replies, "Oh darling do I have to say the whole thing?"
" Yes"
"Okay fine, your full entire name is, Gerard Arthur Jermey Jello Calfadoo Kiratatat Melloc Cabin Chair Table Lines Shogo Maneatszeraneck Becerful Way, Jr the 3rd."
"Wow" Gerard gasps in amazement.
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I sat in bed wondering that night. Is everyone's last name Way? Is that why they make the first names so unique? I was a smart 72 year old. My mother interrupts my thoughts, "27...you are 27.."
Yesterday I put jello up my dickle pickle. It was weird, so I did it to the computer too. The computer has a weird dickle pickle. I looked at my dickle pickle , it looked very jelloy. I thought, I need to do this to everyone's dickle pickle!
Today I invited over Brendan Urie Way so I could put jello in his dickle pickle. He enjoyed it very much and said, "hey! Let's see what else we could put in my dickle pickle. So then, we got soda, chips, milk................................*(#milkfic)*
"Let's go to the park and put jello in everyone's dickle pickle!" I said.
Brendon Urie Way asks, "even the girls?"
"Even the girls."
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Gerard and Brendon go to the park, and Gerard says, "look over there!"
They both say at the same time, "Girls!"
They both go up to the girls and put jello in their dickle pickles. The girls loved it!
Later, we went home and Brendon Urie Way and I invited over Frank Iero Way. When Frank got here Brendon sadly had to leave. When he left Frank asked, "What's a dickle pickle?"
Gerard replies, "Oh, it's just simply a mouth..."
"Oh..."
"Yeah.." Frank and I look deep into each other's eyes,
"You're so beautiful, Gerard"
"You're so beautiful, Frank"
Then sparkles came out of no where and then, they kissed! Patrick Stump Way was standing in the doorway and said, "that was gay as fuck."
"Yeah well were gonna fuck so can you like...leave." Gerard says.
Patrick says, "yeah...no problem........PETE! GET DOWN HERE! GERARD'S DOING THE THING
AGAIN!"
THE END
