Dragon Age One Shots!

"CHEESE!"

Alistair X Reader Fluff!
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It was a quiet night in camp or in other words it was boring! Everything was normal, and that made it boring. There was no action, no excitement!

Morragin  was in her section of camp, Oghren sleeping or getting drunk in his tent like usual, Zevran  was hopelessly hitting in Morragin and trying to get her to sleep with him, and Alistair was eating by the fire. You know normal boring things. No fighting, or adventuring, nothing to do around here.

I wanted to start some action around camp, you know have some fun! So I scanned the crowed, 'Oghren no he's probably passed out drunk by now, Morragin no she's got enough problems right now' I giggled. Then my eyes reached the perfect victim. Alistair! 'He's perfect! Just minding his own business, imma fuck with him ' I thought

I slowly made my way over to my target, whom staring at the stars ignoring his surrounding  and eating a platter of cheese with only one piece of cheese left. So I sneak up behind him and quickly snatch his last piece of cheese. I ran for my life Alistair chasing after me.

"Hey! I was going to eat that!"  He yelled sounding pissed,chasing after me waving his fist in the air.

" Going to eat what?" I yelled back popping the cheese into my mouth, I ran and weaved around the tents hoping to loose him. But no luck he was right behind me, so I made a quick left and ran into the woods to hide ot was easy/hard for me because I am/am not a rouge. I managed to climb up a tree and still stay hidden. I saw Alistair enter the woods and he was looking for me but couldn't find me not surprising/ surprising because I am/ am not a rouge.

" Y/n!!! You ate my  cheese, now you must pay!" He sounded mad but winey like a child, which was pretty cute I must admit. He looked at me and spotted me in the tree, I took this chance to drop from the tree and tackle him.

"Ooof" he groaned in pain as the weight of my body crushed him "maker you heavy" he mumbled under his breathe. "Awe, Alistair why would you say such a thing!" I wined, acting offended but I really wasn't. "I think its all the cheese you steal" he retorted, seeing right through my act. "But Alistair you looked so cute eating it and it looked so good I just had to try some" I said in a flirty manner.

Suddenly Zevran burst in and interrupts "Uh, we were getting worried you have been gone for hours the girls were afraid you two had gotten eaten by darkspawn or something so I was sent to help" he looked at the scene in front of him "But I see you don't need any" he paused "well,unless I'm mistaken?"he added in a flirty tone. Alistair blushed noticing the situation I was on top of him startling him from when I fell and the whole time we were arguing our faces were getting closer and closer, they were just inches apart.

"Zevran it's not what you think" he blushed his blush deepened from a light pink to a deep crimson red.

"Oh it's totally what you think" I said looking up a Zeran giggling.

"What no, no it's not!" He claimed "not that I wouldn't mind if it was" he mumbled under his breathe.

"Oh ok  well I see that you two are busy so I will be going ,bye for now" he said then winked to Alistair as if to say good luck, then turned and walked away while waving.

"Y/n! Why would you say that!?" Alistair screamed his face bright red like a tomato.

"Are you saying you never thought about it?" I questioned giggling.

"Well yeah I am a man after all!" He replied still red from what I can assume is embarrassment. I lean super close to his face to were our lips almost touch "well now you'll just have to wait won't you, I'm not that easy" I whisper and get up turn around and leave to go back to my tent, leaving Alistair alone in the woods flustered and confused "all this for a piece of cheese" he sighed.

THE END

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