Tom Riddle has updated his status- does anyone know where the peanut butter is at this muggle shop named Coles?
Comments-
Lucius.Malfoy- ?
Bellatrix.Black- what is Coles?
Harry.Potter- ...
Tom.Riddle- so does anyone know?
Lucius.Malfoy- no my lord
Narcissa.Black- how do you change your username?
Tom.Riddle- yeah, I really do not like mine
Bellatrix.Black- yh
Narcissa.Malfoy- oh got it
Tom.Riddle- tell me how u did it
Tom.Riddle- NOW!!!
Narcissa.Malfoy- u press your username on your profile page
Lord.V- thx, now does anyone know a muggle I haven't killed yet?
Lucius.Malfoy- there is that smarty pants one
Bellatrix.Lestange- yeah I recall her name being Hermione Granger
Hermione.Granger- did someone mention me?
Bellatrix.Lestrange- wow that gurl has good senses
Harry.Potter- nah
Harry.Potter- she's just been reading the texts since the beginning
Narcissa.Malfoy- that explains a lot
Lord.V- can u all stop chatting and just tell me WHERE THE PEANUT BUTTER IS!!!!
Hermione.Granger- ok, ok...sheesh
Lord.V- just tell me already people are starting to stare at me
Harry.Potter- well it's not every day they see a man looking like u everyday
Lucius.Malfoy- yah, with no nose or hair and different skin colour and dresses in weird robes and texting on a phone wildly
Lord.V- I WANT MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
Hermione.Granger- kay, go to the 7th aisle and it is towards the end
Lord.V- thx, I may not just kill u yet
Hermione.Granger- uh, thanks?
Lord.V- your not welcome but meh, I am leaving to find my peanut butter
Harry.Potter- his weird
Lord.V- I am still here u know
Harry.Potter-....
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