finn🎈:

mornin, neighbor!
lily🌻:
FINN WAT THE ACTUAL HELL! I JUST SNORTED ALL OF MY OJ ON MY DOG!!
finn🎈:
ur welcome
lily🌻:
FOR WAT!
finn🎈:
FOR GIVING UR DOG CHARACTER!
lily🌻:
ur dismissed
lily🌻:
hoe
finn🎈:
welp, I WAS going to tell u my big, huge, TOP SECRET secret
finn🎈:
but now I'm dismissed so...I guess I'll just have to tell Fred savage instead
lily🌻:
WAT, NO!
lily🌻:
COME BACK!
lily🌻:
I STG IF U TELL FRED ANYTHING BEFORE ME, I WILL CUT OFF YOUR FRECKLES!!!
finn🎈:
jeez, babe, so hostile
lily🌻:
I dont want nicknames
lily🌻:
I want secrets
finn🎈:
well since u asked so nicely..
lily🌻:
UGGGGGH!
finn🎈:
OK OK OK
finn🎈:
so...someone may or may not have a crush on u
lily🌻:
rlly finn? THATS the secret?
lily🌻:
thats just obvious
lily🌻:
I mean look at me, I'm gorgeous
finn🎈:
Jesus, lily, can u stop being cocky for once second?
lily🌻:
I could
lily🌻:
but then where's the fun in that?
finn🎈:
ur lucky ur adorable
lily🌻:
😊😊
lily🌻:
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arent I tho?
finn🎈:
JDBDHD FUCKING STAWP! IM SCREAMING!
lily🌻:
MUAHAHAHA!!! MY CCUTENESS IS GOING TO RULE THE FUCKING WORLD!!!
finn🎈:
n my heart...
message deleted.
lily🌻:
WAT! NO! I H8 WEN PPL DELETE MESSAGES! WAT DID IT SAY!
lily🌻:
n don't u lie to me wolfhard
finn🎈:
it was just a really bad joke. u wouldn't have liked it.
lily🌻:
b.s.! I love all ur horrible jokes u trash bag
lily🌻:
I'll let it slide this time but next time, IM KICKING UR ASS, KID!
finn🎈:
understood 😁
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Fanfictionmore Wolfhard, more life. 1st book of the social media series
