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   "hey babe?" I asked into the phone

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   "hey babe?" I asked into the phone. "what?" finn groaned in irritation.
   "if you put a fish in chocolate milk and it died, does that mean it drowned?" I asked.
   he groaned again.
"google it." he said before hanging up.
I gasped dramatically and immediately called him back.
   "hel-" he started.
   "um hello? I am lily, a.k.a your baby, a.k.a the girl who will jump threw this phone and snatch your weave off. dont you ever hang up on me again."
   I told finn, making sure to sound extra serious.
    "...I'm sorry. its just-" he started but cut himself off with a sigh.
   "I've been doing this photoshoot without any sleep and I'm super stressed out right now."
   he told me.

"well, if you wanted dank memes you could've just asked..."

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