im always this daddy

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finn:
wtf george! I was waiting outside for 15 minutes n I was forced to socialize! thanks ass hat!

lily:
sorry for ur loss of innocence
but unfortunately, I'm not george

lily:
tho, I wish I was if I got that sassy
attitude everyday

finn:
shit, I'm sorry haha.

finn:
n im always this daddy

lily:
self confidence, I like it

finn:
sassy* SASSY* FUUUUUUCK!

finn: ^^ I'm definitely that
socially retarded tho

lily:
bitch same!

lily:
sorry! r u...cool w me calling u
bitch?

finn:
haha yea its w.e.

finn:
ud b the only one calling me

lily:
"hello darkness my old friend"

finn:
thats it, we're getting married

lily:
when n where?

finn:
McDonalds parking lot @6 p.m.

lily:
done n done.

finn:
well wife, may I ask for thy name?

lily:
u may.

lily:
its lily. (but put >🌻 next to it)

finn:
done.

lily🌻:
n ur name, ma lord?

finn:
finn. (put >🎈 next to it)

lily🌻:
do u have some kind of balloon
fetish or...

finn🎈:
haha, u could say that

lily🌻:
lovely, I'm marrying a clown

finn🎈:
"BEEP BEEP, RICHIE!"

lily🌻:
IDHDBDNDBDJ

lily🌻:
U ME MCDONALDS RN!!

finn🎈:
omw

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