finn:
wtf george! I was waiting outside for 15 minutes n I was forced to socialize! thanks ass hat!
lily:
sorry for ur loss of innocence
but unfortunately, I'm not george
lily:
tho, I wish I was if I got that sassy
attitude everyday
finn:
shit, I'm sorry haha.
finn:
n im always this daddy
lily:
self confidence, I like it
finn:
sassy* SASSY* FUUUUUUCK!
finn: ^^ I'm definitely that
socially retarded tho
lily:
bitch same!
lily:
sorry! r u...cool w me calling u
bitch?
finn:
haha yea its w.e.
finn:
ud b the only one calling me
lily:
"hello darkness my old friend"
finn:
thats it, we're getting married
lily:
when n where?
finn:
McDonalds parking lot @6 p.m.
lily:
done n done.
finn:
well wife, may I ask for thy name?
lily:
u may.
lily:
its lily. (but put >🌻 next to it)
finn:
done.
lily🌻:
n ur name, ma lord?
finn:
finn. (put >🎈 next to it)
lily🌻:
do u have some kind of balloon
fetish or...
finn🎈:
haha, u could say that
lily🌻:
lovely, I'm marrying a clown
finn🎈:
"BEEP BEEP, RICHIE!"
lily🌻:
IDHDBDNDBDJ
lily🌻:
U ME MCDONALDS RN!!
finn🎈:
omw
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whatever wheeler
Fanfictionmore Wolfhard, more life. 1st book of the social media series
