Two friends were driving to Disneyland.
The sign said: Disney land land left.
So they started crying and headed home.
Am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.
I hate it when people are at your house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom? "
No we pee in the yard.
My boss told me have a good day, so I went home.
Me: Teacher.
Teacher: Yes
Me: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Me: I didn't do my homework
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