Son: Hey, mom. I'm in detention ._.
Mom: What?! Why?!
Son: In class, my teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "at the other end of the ruler is an idiot."
Mom: And?
Son: I asked him which end he was referring to.
Mom: That's my boy ;)
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Gf: What would you do if I broke up with you?
BF: Get back with my ex (:
Gf: Now I see how much you care, I'm done -.-
BF: Hey, wanna go out?
Gf: Go with your ex >:(
BF: You are my ex (:
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Mom: How's my pregnant little daughter doing?
Daughter: Oh, how did you know?
Mom: I meant perfect.
Mom: Wait! What?!
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Mom: What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Son: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: Ok, I will ask your sister.
