1. I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an orange sea. turns out it was just a fanta sea.
2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games, That's a stupid thing to fallout 4.
3. I'm friends with all 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know y.
4. My sister bet that I couldn't build car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
5. What did the Buffalo sat to his son when he went to college. Bison...
6. What was the forrest gump's email password? 1forrest1
7. Without pepe life is memeingless.
8. I just got a new pair of shoes from my drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
9. Some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo today, it was otter chaos.
10. I lost my mood ring today and I don't know how to feel about it.
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well.... I hate myself now, this was horrible and I don't know what to day about what I just wrote, but none of these are mine, I got all of them from buzzfeed
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Thanks and I do hope to see you later, have a nice dat, ta-ta!