1. I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping that bass
2. What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? You have to planet
3. Yesterday a clown opened the door for me. I thought it was a nice jester
4. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket
5. It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers
6. What does a house wear? A dress
7. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
8. Did you hear about the guy who jumped of the bridge in Paris? He was In Seine
9. Two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and had a wedding. The service wasn't great but the reception was excellent
10. I asked a french man if he played video games. He said WII
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