So Funny

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"Fucking kidding me." Luke says pissed. I close my eyes and I feel him leave. I sit up and search for my clothes. I run over grab my shirt and throw it on over my head.

I hear the door open and chit chat happening. All of a sudden, Luke and Ashton walk in before I can find my pants. Lovely.

"Whoa. Okay. Um." Ashton says, never taking his eyes off me as he checks me out. I blush like crazy. Awkward.

"Did I interrupt something?" Ashton says looking between Luke and me.

"Um. Maybe?" I say picking at my fingers. Okay, I'm embarrassed.

Luke chuckles but nods. He walks over to me and wraps his arms around my waist and kisses my cheek.

Ashton laughs and sits on the couch, not caring if Luke and I were busy at all. I sigh and go and join him on the couch.

Luke sits across from me, still in his boxers. I look down at my outfit. Only in a shirt and underwear. No bra. Jeez.

"So, have you guys got that far yet? Or just the normal 'pleasure each other' stuff?" Ash asks making me choke on air.

"W-what?" I sputter out. Can't believe he asked that. Just..... Like...... Niall......

"Did Niall send you over?" I ask crossing my arms. Luke gives me a confused look again but then understanding crosses his features.

"What? Niall? Did he walk in on you guys doin it?!" Ash asks excited. I roll my eyes at the perverted older lad.

"No. Almost. But you're the closest one to actually come close to see it happen." Luke says as I slap him on the arm.

"Really? So if I like, waited a couple more minutes. I would've walked in on you guys actually doing it?!" Ash says looking clearly amused. I guess he really did want to walk in on us doing it. That's just..... Weird.

I shake my head no while Luke says "Yep."

I look at Luke with narrowed eyes but he ignores me.

"What were you guys doing when I knocked?" Ashton asks while looking at Luke, because I'm sure as hell not goin to tell him and I hope to god neither does Luke.

"Nothing really." Luke says shrugging a shoulder at Ash.

"Oh come on Lukey!!! Tell me please!!" Ashton says getting on his knees and actually begging him. What the hell is wrong with this lad?! Oh wait! This is Ashton Irwin were talking about. My bad.

"No Ashton. I'm not telling you that she was only in her underwear and nothing else." Luke says sarcastically. I mentally kill him 100000 times.

Ashton's eyes go wide as he looks at me. He gives me once over and gulps. I shift because I'm very uncomfortable right now under Ashton's stare.

Yes, Ashton's hot as hell but Luke's hotter. Sorry Ash.

"So, why are you here anyway Ash?" Luke asks trying to get Ashton's eyes off me. Hello! He's practically eye raping me over here!

"What?" He blinks as tares his gaze off me (finally!) and turns to Luke who looks kinda pissed.

"Why are you actually here? And I know it's not just to hear about my sex life." Luke says rolling his eyes at Ashton who's laughing.

"Oh. Oh yeah! Stevie, you're right. Niall told me about what happened this morning." Ashton says looking at me but then quickly looking away as if he was going to lose control and eat me at any second. Which, he might by the way he was looking at me before.....

"So you actually did just come here to talk about his sex life?" I ask then giggling afterward. Luke shoots me a playful glare and I stick my tongue out at him.

"Well, yes and no. I came because we have to right a new song." Ashton says looking at Luke again. Just as Luke's about to say something, Ash cuts him off.

"I know you hate writing songs and shit, but you need to help us write it." Ash says sighing. Luke groan and leans on his side, smashing his face into the chair pillow. I laugh and he glares at me.

"He doesn't like to write songs." Ashton says to me.

"I sing them, not write them." Like says but it's hard to make out the words because there muffled by the pillow.

"I know you sing them, but what's so bad about writing them also?" I ask.

"You don't understand. It's soooo boring." Luke groans again. He gets up an walks into the kitchen only to come out a minute later with a bottle of Pepsi. He sits beside me and I smile at him.

"Well, that's what comes with being a singer. Ya got write your own songs." I say shrugging my shoulders.

He groans again but this time, he lays his head on my lap. I laugh as he looks up at me. His breath warm on my bare thighs.

I tangle my fingers in his hair and he lets out a small moan. Ashton and I both erupt with laughter and giggles.

"What the fuck Luke? That was so weird. Even for you." Ashton says laughing even more.

"I'm sorry. You try holding it in while the sexiest girl, in the whole universe is playing with your hair while she's only in a shirt and underwear." Luke says glaring up at Ash. I blush like no tomorrow. Well then.

"I'd love to try, but I think you'd get pissed at me." He says winking at me and I bite my lip.

"Oh god. Please. I beg of you. Stop." Like says almost pleading me to stop...... Well, I don't know what he wants me to stop. Playing with his hair?

"Stop what?" I ask, confused as hell. What if he doesn't want me anymore?

"Stop. You're driving me crazy!" Luke says biting his own lip.

"What am I-" I get cut off by Luke kissing me roughly. I blink in surprise and Luke pulls away, looking unsure of what to do next.

I look and see Ashton giving Luke a confused, but highly amused look.

"Just. Don't. It drives me crazy every time you bite your damn lip." Luke says sitting up and pulling me into his arms.

I laugh at that. Like, come on! How can you not laugh at that? It's so stupid!!! But soooo funny!!!

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