So I was with my other Asian friend on a forced trip or something, and she offered me a few pieces of her orange, right? I take the orange pieces and eat them, and from right behind me...
Parents: WHY DID YOU EAT THAT ORANGE?!?!
So I tell them that it's because she offered it to me and it would be rude to turn them down.
Parents: GREAT. NOW WE NEED TO GIVE HER SOMETHING BACK. AND YOU'RE GONNA GROW UP TO BE FAT AND A COUCH POTATO AND USELESS IN LIFE.
My friend's parents come over.
Parents: Oh, hi! So, maybe you can take all of my daughter's lunch. She's too fat to eat more anyways.
And then I watch sadly as my entire lunch is eaten by my friend, who wears an apologetic expression the whole time.
Moral of the story: If you're Asian, never, ever, ever take your friend's food if your parents are nearby.
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Being Asian 101
RandomSoooo... most of my friends and I are asian and we decided to write this book. We are not trying to be stereotypical/rascist or anything so if you feel offended please know that this is all a joke. These are just some of the common things that happe...
