"Xandarians. What a bunch of losers. All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid to nothing at all. Pathetic. "
The Racoon-like creature, whose name was Rocket looked to a Xandarian man with short blond hair walking on the sidewalk, "Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut?" He was seriously offended with the Xandarian trend.
Then he turns to the small Xandarian child getting help whilst walking, "What is this thing? Look how it thinks it's so cool." He grimaced, "It's not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!"
"Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man?" he shakes his head."What a class-A pervert." He was looking at the old man up on the balcony, chatting up a pretty, young woman.
Rocket laughs, feeling above of everything that is happening around him right now. He then turns over to find his friend, "Right, Groot? Groot?"
Just to see that 'Groot', his ginormous tree-man friend, drinking water from the nearby fountain. "Don't drink fountain water, you idiot. That's disgusting!"
To that, Groot just shakes his head indignantly, pretending he didn't drink it.
"Yes, you did. I just saw you doing it. Why are you lying?" Annoyed, he was going to say something else, but bites back his snarky remarks as the tablet in his hands start beeping. It was warning him of a human sighting
"Whoop! Looks like we got one." Rocket whistles, "Not just one, but two! Okay, humies, how bad does someone wanna find you?" He scans his tablet to sees that there's a bounty on one Peter Quill, as well as one Rowan Cho. "Forty thousand units!" Holly-Mamma-Mia!
He jumps up and down in near elation. "Groot, we're gonna be rich!"
"Groot?" Rockets looks over to Groot and finds him drinking from the water from fountain again, he sighs and shakes his head.
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whoop! i finally crawled out of my writers block and added on to the story:P
im so sorry to you guys for the long wait! hope you found it sarcastic and witty:))
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Fanfiction"When the time comes, and I find the right guy? I'll let you know, Peter." "You're so serious, live a little." "The problem with you, dear Pete, is that you are so blind sometimes." [@minnowhale] [guardians of galaxy, volume 1]
