Nature's Disturbance

Chapter 2 - Getting to know Bandele (Amorette)

One beautiful afternoon I was sitting under a mango tree, thinking about my crush Caspian. I was so absorbed with my thoughts when some creature whom I didn't notice disturbed me so bad that I wanted to kill that creature. Don't get between me and my daydreaming of Caspian I thought. I slowly turned around because I was about to slap a bitch, to my surprise it was Bandele. 

The strange looking girl my good friend Evanee introduced me to. My heart was slowly pounding because I wanted to curse her out for disturbing my thoughts. She ran up to me and said, "Hiiii, Amorette" Before I respond back, I thought to myself, "What was King Bandale thinking when he decided to make a creature like this? and why are her greetings always so long like, "Hiiiiiii" or "Hellooooooooo." In my opinion, there only needs to be one "o" in "hello." I responded back, "Hello...mmmm...hhhmm...Dancrell", she laughed and said, "That's not my name." I stared at her so bad that I thought my eyeballs were about to pop out of my head. Is she correcting me right now? Does she not know who I am? Did my good friend not tell you who I am? I really thought I was daydreaming for a while, but I simply ignored her, apologized and asked her for her real name. She told me her real name was Bandele, and I gave her the "I really don't care what your name is" look.

Weeks had passed and I hadn't seen Bandele, but I heard many stories about her from my friend Evanee. Sooooo...get ready to hear about all of the stupid shit she has done for the few weeks I've known her. There was this boy name Muro who is a satyr, Bandele was madly in love with him, like, if she sees him she'll run the other way, and was scared to talk to him and everything. One evening under an oak tree, Evanee and I were having tea and talking about some gossip that was going around the forest. Bandele came to join us at the table and she started talking about how she was going to confess to Muro because she really loves him, and to be honest all I heard while she was talking was "blah, blah, blah." What she was saying was not interesting to me cause I didn't care, so while she was talking Muro walked by with a group of his friends. 

She got the courage to go up to him and and tell him that she likes him, but Muro looked up, down, back and forth and asked Bandele who the hell she was talking to. She started laughing and looked back at me and Avanee and I was dying laughing at the situation so hard I almost peed myself. Bandele repeated the same thing again, and Muro spit in her face. Evanee and I looked at each other in disbelief before we both started laughing. Bandele was so shocked and just walked away from Muro and back to the table we were at. Muro and his hoe ass friends starting laughing and clapping him up, while they were looking at Bandele. Avanee and I tried to encourage her but she was just cursing him out and wasn't even listening to us at all.