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After all these years I never noticed how fucking stupid my name is.

Mikayla....

Even my phone is tryna auto correct that shit to Mikaela. No bitch it's unfortunately MIKAYLA.

Even it sounds stupid. Mikayla...no you little hoe this isn't TUkayla it's
MIkayla (I know my spanish ya'll)

Tbh why didn't my mom just name me Kayla like she gotta be all extra and put the mi in the front. BITCH THAT DON'T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE. IT'S NOTHING FANCY. IT STILL ENDS WITH KAYLA. IT JUST BEGINS WITH DISAPPOINTMENT.

YOU KNOW WHAT MY LAST NAME IS THO. It's hunter

Mikayla Hunter.

BITCH TF IMA DO. HUNT DEER IN THE WOODS. FUCK I LOOK LIKE HUNTING N SHIT I'M TOO LAZY FOR THAT.

Iol I drank a can of monster at 12 a.m and I'm hyper as ffuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Fr fr tho if anyone named Mikayla reads my book just so you know you're cute af keep slaying queen 🙌

Oh also am I officially back since school is over?? I would say yes but I know that'd be lying cause if I'm being completely honest with myself I have plenty of free time.

What do I do in that free time?

W̶a̶t̶c̶h ̶p̶o̶r̶n̶  watch t.v and eat pizza.

I'll try to get on since I really do need to write more but we'll see.

Bye babes ❤❤

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