April 12 2015
Ok, so my sister kept apologizing to me about the whole "I was at a stripping club with your boyfriend sucking his face so hard his eye balls probably popped out of their sockets" thing.
She went from, "oh I'm so sorry, please forgive me!" To "YOU BITCH! HE NEVER EVEN LIKED YOU!"
How does someone change their tone so fast, like come on!
I mean, all I did was call her a slut.
Mentally shrugs.
Why does everyone take that so offensive?
Honestly, I think it's a compliment because of my secret meaning...
S- weet
L- oving
U- nderstanding
T- urtle
Or that's what my grandpa always told me.
I know it's not what it really means but, sometimes when people call me that- it helps me to believe that's what it means.
Plus I like turtles ;3
Fucking die
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Mean Rude and Misunderstood (slowly editing)
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