I'm staying home alone until like, midnight. And when I was told this, my mom was like, "I don't feel safe leaving you here by yourself" and I put out a reason that I'm practically home alone when I come back from school so they agreed to leave me home alone but my stepdad scared me with, "if anything happens, call us. The alarm will be on."
So they finally leave and I close all the windows and doors and I instantly hear something. So I'm like, "fuck, I going to die in this house alone." So, to calm my nerves, I put on some Markiplier! I got my turbos and my Gatorade and I'm ready!
Real life Septiplier lol
I'm ready to DIE!
Edit: holy shit I think I just heard a fucking gun shot! Why does this shit happen when I'm home alone?! WHY GOD?!
Edit: turns out, it was probably a firework
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