Two-bit: *In the condom section*
Ponyboy: *In the book isle*
Steve: At home cuz he too lazy to go to Walmart.
Soda: *Chatting with some chick at the cash register* Why don't I scan you for a change?
Johnny: *In the back of the store, playing with items and shit*
Dally: *yelling at the manager* WHAT DO YA MEAN I CAN'T HAVE THIS FOR FREE?!?!?!??!!?! IN FUCKING BROKE FOR GODS SAKE!!!!.......... JESUS!!!
Darry: *Actually buying crap*
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Darry: *looks at Two-Bit in the condom section, grabbing some and putting them in the cart* Two-bit, I am NOT buying that!
Two-Bit: So you want me to come to your house with a crying baby in my hands one day?
Darry: *ponders* Fine... But only ONE.
Johnny: DARRY, DARRY, LOOK WHAT I FOUND! CAN I GET IT? PLEASE?!?!? * Holds up the Karade Kid movie*.
Darry: *sighs* why can't I have normal friends...
Soda: *Yells from across the isle with a broad in his arms* Well am going, I gotta do some "Work"!
Ponyboy: *hears Soda from three isles away* eww....
Darry: *runs and grabs Soda by the collar* oh no you don't. You know Soda? Your always surrounded by girls... But NO. No one want some of THIS. *motions to his crotch*
Random bitch: *Barfs when she hears Darry.
Soda: >:(
Darry: :'(
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Darry: *after checking out* well come on guys, we better get going...
Ponyboy: *Gets into car* Aren't we forgetting something?
Johnny: nah
Sod: nah
Two-bit: nah
Darry: nah
Darry: drives off
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Dally: Um.... GUYS!!!!!!!! Y-you left me.... *cries, cuz nobody likes him*
THE END.
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The Outsiders Random story lines.
Humorjust a bunch of funny plots of The Outsiders.
