The Outsiders Random story lines.

Christmas in the Curtis household.

Johnny: WAKE UP PONY! WAKE UP! ITS CHRISTMAS!!!

Ponyboy: ugggh five more minutes.

Johnny: no! Get your fat butt up off this bed or else!

Ponyboy: *looks up* or else what?

Johnny: or I will tickle you!

Ponyboy: fine *gets up*

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Two-Bit: *hic* di-did yaaal hear about this haaalf priced egg nog? *hic*  *tries to lean on wall but fails miserably and falls on face*

Steve: *laughs, with chocolate cake spilling out of his mouth*

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Soda: *hiding behind Christmas tree snooping through presents* Eww
.... when did I say I wanted a GREEN switchblade?

Darry: SODA! GET OUT THE DAMN TREE! WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR!

Soda: :(

Dally: *bursts through the door, with a box* hey.

Steve: what's that?

Dally: presents.

Ponyboy: WHAT? YOU CAN BE NICE?!.!.!

Dally: really?

Johny: *sigh*

The whole gang: JOHNNY CAKES! R U OK?!?!?!??!?

Johnny: :/ I can't take a deep breath?

Ponyboy: oh...

Two- bit: WHERE'S MY FUCKING PRESENTS BITCH?!?!??!?!

Darry: TWO-BIT! Watch your mouth. * covers Ponyboy's ears*

Bob: I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Everyone: *dies*

THE END