♡Jumin x Jaehee One-Shots♡

4: Aquarium's and Puns

IM DOING ALL OF THESE LOLOLOL DONT TRY AND STOP ME!!! XD

I'm also trying out a new writing style for dialogue. We'll see how this goes.

Jaehee waited outside the aquarium for Jumin to come meet her. Luciel gave them a list of places to go for "Dates" so they could become closer as friends... or more...

Jaehee kept on fixing her dress — a light blue one with long sleeves — and making sure her long brown boots were tied up all the way. She sighed, checking the clock on her phone, wondering where Jumin was at that time. "Funny, he should be here by now..." Jaehee thought to herself. "He's usually early, unless he decided not to show–" "BOO!" Jaehee jumped, turning around to see her boss standing right behind her. She laughed lightly. "Oh, Mr. Han, I didn't see you there!" She said. Jumin raised his eyebrows. "Did I scare you?" He asked. Jaehee laughed again.

"Well, I did jump, so..." Jumin smiled at her. "Spookay." He said. Jaehee rolled her eyes. "I'd say we should go in now, get this over with." Jaehee said, heading towards the entrance. Jumin nodded, but didn't really move. "Mr. Han? Are you coming?" Jumin nodded again. "Well then, come on!" Jaehee said. She sighed. 'What the hell is wrong with him?' Jaehee thought. She walked back over to him. "Mr. Han?" She asked once again. Jumin looked away from her. Jaehee raised an eyebrow.

"Are... are you scared of the ocean?" She asked. Jumin bit his lip. "Not the ocean entirely, just... the things... that live in it." Jaehee sighed.
"I'm here to protect you." She said.
"Can you protect me from a pufferfish?" Jumin asked.
"Yes, now come-"
"How about a piranha?"
"Sure-"
"A shark?"
"Mr. Han, you're being ridiculous-"
"The Loch Ness Monster?"
"Y'know what, yes. I can protect you from a fictional-monster-legend-thing. Now, will you come inside?"

Jumin nodded in agreement to Jaehee, heading inside with her. Everything was fine for the two of them as they walked around, looking at fish, admiring them. Jaehee seemed extremely interested in them, her eyes growing big at the ones she liked. That made Jumin smile. Jumin would sometimes point out fish that looked like they could be made into cat food for Elizabeth the 3rd, which when that happened Jaehee would drag him off.

By the time they reached the shark tank, Jumin had a strong grip on Jaehee's hand.
"Assistant Kang-"
It's not that bad, Mr. Han."
"Assistant Kang-"
"It's just a fish, but a bigger fish,"
"Assistant Kang-"
"And it can't hurt you as long as it's in the gla-"
"Jaehee!" Jumin yelled.
"What?!" Jaehee asked, aggravated.
"Turn around." Jumin instructed.

Jaehee turned around to see the shark literally right against the glass. Jaehee screamed and fell backwards onto the floor, her heart beating quickly. Jumin held out his hand for his assistant to grab, which she took and quickly got to her feet, hiding behind her much stronger and much taller boss.

Once they were out of the shark tank section, Jaehee's face hidden in the back of Jumin's coat, they were done. They headed out the back door into the sunlight. Jaehee took a breath of relief as she stepped out into the bright warm light.

As the two headed off to meet Luciel and Yoosung, Jumin made his voice into a offensive imitation of Jaehee. "It's not that bad, it's just a bigger fish, and it can't hurt you as long as it's in the glass!" He said with a laugh. Jaehee smacked him with her purse. "SHUT UP!" She yelled. Jumin chuckled. "Dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUNUNUNUUUUU!" Jumin grabbed Jaehee by her sides, causing her to jump. She turned around and hit him with her purse for the second time, just as Luciel and Yoosung were coming towards them. "I SWEAR TO GOD JUMIN I WILL FIGHT YOU!!"

"FISH FIGHT!!" Jumin said.
"AAAAAAHHHH."
"Haha... wanna get sushi?" Jumin asked.
"...Okay." Jaehee kinda wanted to ignore dish for a while, but she was hungry.
"Good, I really want to stuff my... JAWS."
"..."
"..."
"Jumin you idiot, if you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow."
"Whale, Whale, Whale,  what do we have here? Is Jaehee doing fish puns now?"
"I guess I am, but you realize you're acting like a baby buoy, right?"
"Maybe I wouldn't if I still had an assistant, but between all the puns, I think I lobster."
"Don't worry, I'm sure you won't have to look far before you've flounder."

Luciel shook his head. "If this is what your flirting is like, I'd hate to think of what you'd do during sex." Jaehee turned bright red as Jumin rolled his eyes. "Yeah, besides, if I did make a dick joke, it would be too long." Jaehee shot Jumin an angry glare. "Yeah, and I mean, maybe I would make a vagina joke, but Jumin would never get it!" The two turned there gaze to Luciel, who was protectively covering Yoosung's innocent ears. Driver Kim pulled up across the street, rolling down the window and calling out to Jumin. Jumin waved in recognition and started walking to the car. He looked over at the others, smiling devilishly. "Well, aren't you guys gonna cum?"

Luciel shook his head. "Jaehee, how do you put up with him?!" He asked. Jaehee shrugged. "I don't know. I think it's turtley inkcredible that I've survived up to this point." Luciel put his head in his hands. "I feel so bad for your future children..."

So many puns... I'm going to hell for this 🤣 love you guys!! 💛💛💛 ~TheWeeWeeaboo