I'm posting this because it's been here for way too long and I wanna get rid of this draft.
Jumin attempting to ask Jaehee out with pickup lines and flailing horribly.
Ju=Jumin
Ja=Jaehee
First attempt at asking Jaehee out
Ju: Hey, you look great today!!
Ja: Oh, thank you Mr. Han.
Ju: No problem!! So, random question, what's your favourite sex position?
Ja: The Moon.
Ju: *surprised he got an answer* Oh, w-what's that one?
Ja: It's where you get 223, 731 miles away from me.
Ju: .......
Second attempt
Ju: I know how to please a woman
Ja: then please leave me alone
Third attempt
Ju: you look like a dream
Ja: then go back to sleep
Fourth attempt
Ju: come on, I know that you want me!!
Ja: yes, I want you... to leave.
Fifth attempt
Ju: Your place or mine?
Ja: both. You go to your place, I'll go to mine
Sixth attempt
Ju: is this seat empty?
Ja: yes, and this one will be too if you sit down
Seventh attempt
Ju: What's your sign?
Ja: a stop sign
Eighth attempt
Ju: if I saw you naked, I'd die happy
Ja: if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
Ninth attempt
Ja: *smiles*
Ju: I love your smile
Ja: thank you!!
Ju: what else does your mouth do?
Ja: complain
Tenth attempt
Ju: I would hide every chair in the world just for you to sit on me
Ja: I'd sit on the floor
Eleventh attempt
Ju: you must be wearing space pants because you're ass is out of this world
Ja: no, I'm wearing softball pants because my ass is way out of your league
Ju: GOD DAMNIT JAEHEE
Ja: *laughing*
Twelfth attempt
Ju: instead of me asking, why don't you ask me out?
Ja: okay. Go out. *points to the door*
Thirteenth attempt
Ju: if you could read with your lips, my dick would be a best seller
Ja: sorry, I'm not into short stories
Fourteenth attempt
Ju: do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you
Ja: ...I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone
Fifteenth attempt
Ju: are you paperwork?
Ja: *sighs* if this is another goddamn pickup line I swear...
Ju: cause I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night long.
Ja: are you a slinky? Because the only use I see for you right now is to push you down the stairs.
Sixteenth attempt
Ju: hey, did you-
Ja: Jumin, if I just go out on one date with you, ONE date, WILL YOU STOP WITH THE FUCKING PICKUP LINES?!
Ju: ...yes??
Ja: *groans* Fine, let me grab my purse.
I feel like this is what would happen. Like, Jumin would ask Seven for help with asking out Jaehee and he was just given a bunch of pickup lines. It worked though!!
Now I'm gonna take a full bottle of Advil.
Let's hope I die. :3
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