My Highschool Lover

While I study I hear a noise from the living room. Malachi, you in there? Yeah just dropped something that's all, don't worry. Oh sorry to bother you then. After I say that Malachi walks near the area i'm at. Penelope, are you tired because I keep hearing you yawn? N-no i'm not tired, just a little bit hungry. Oh I see now, you want your guardian angel to cook you a fabulous meal. That's not what I meant, and I can cook for myself. Nope the princess is not allowed to cook. But I-- no. Asshole. Hey the cook is never the asshole. And why is that? Because the cook is the one cooking, witch means the cook is being nice, not being an asshole. Your still an asshole to me. Enough with the word asshole. Fine i'll call you... jackass. Forget it I give up on trying to get you to stop using the word ass. Are you giving up because your trying not to get pissed? Maybe, but i'm gonna start cooking. Fine... jackass. Shut up, idiot. While Malachi is cooking something I finish my studys, and take a shower. while i'm getting out the shower I wrap my towel around myself. Then the door starts to open, and I start to freak out and wonder what to do but its too late.