***WARNING***
Do not read this if you are not comfortable with casually talking about monthly female body functions.
(BUT SRSLY! IT HAPPENS! #dealwithit)
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Guise. Guise.
Today I wuz in lunch all liek:
SHIT I GOT MAH GODDAMN PERIOD LIFE SUCKS SOMEONE KIEEL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━━━━━━━┻
So I asked the "nice" cafeteria lady if I could go to the bathroom (for obvious reasons) and she's all like:
"I'm sorry, you have to wait for the other kid to come back with the hall pass!" all smiley faced and shit.
And then I'm like: "I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE PASS? I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE FUCKING PASS?!?!?!?! BITCH, I HAVE FUCKING BLOODY NIAGARA FALLS COMING OUT FROM BETWEEN MY LEGS, AND YOU EXPECT ME TO WAIT FOR THE GODDAMN PASS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU WANT TO FEEL MY PAIN? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE COVERED IN BLOOD LIEK DIS?!?!"
And then I turned into a bacca killed her with Betty.
(I didn't really say or do dat)
What actually happened is I went back to my seat and tried to hold back tears as a stomach cramp decided to torture me more.
Being a girl sucks.
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HAI RANDOM SHIET OwO
RandomI will probably update this daily with all my thoughts and aughhh being in multiple fandoms is hard
