HAI RANDOM SHIET OwO

~How to make Dubstep!~

Here's how you make le wubzy dubstep:

Scream a few times

kick a wall

fart

pull a cat's tail

get a girl to sing something really deep and unrelated

curse a lot

spam shit on a synthesizer or something like that

throw skittles everywhere

break glass bottles

attack cardboard with an exact-o knife

scrape nails on a chalkboard

electronically distort some voices

say random words that make no sense

The result should sound something like this:

WUBWUBPBBBTHHHBANGBANGHISSMROWW SLOW THAT SHIT DOWN! NRRRWWWEECH-CH-CH-CH SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Hear my heartbeat like a hummingbird~, like a hummingbird-bird-bird BWAHBWAH BWYAHHHHH!!!

CRA-CRASHHHH NEEEIIIOWWWWW WUBWUBWUB PBTHHHHHHH DWADWADWADWWAAA! TH-THERE'S NO FIRE IN THE HOLE! IN THE HOLE! I-I-IN TH-THE HOLE! BWAHHHHH WUBWUBWUBWUB MEIIIOWW! Awesome! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FO-OLLOW MEEE! WUB-BW-BWAHHHHHH! WUB-BW-BWAHHHH! NAAAAaahhhh...

There is no secret~, there is no mystery untold!~

The love~, in each of us,

is all~ we really need to know...

NEANEANEANEA NEANEANEANEANEAA NEIIIOWWWWW! NEIOWNEIOWNEOIWWW LASER SHAAARKS!

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Songs referenced- see if you got them all!

Tristam- Follow me

Pegboard Nerds- Fire in the Hole

Rogue- This is it

Tristam- Shine

Tristam- Truth

Tut Tut Child- Hummingbird

Tristam- Follow me

Pegboard Nerds & Tristam- Razor Sharp

(If you didn't notice I kinda really like the band Tristam XD)

All of the following are Monstercat releases btw :333