The Marauding Maps: A Collection of Oneshots

Wolfstar Fluff - 1st Anniversary

In what any typical witch or wizard might discern as a typical Sunday afternoon, two fourteen-year-old Hogwarts students found something quite special, for Sunday 19th August 1994 was in fact the one year anniversary of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. And both boys had something special planned, if they could pull it off.

For Remus, the best date he could have would be a Disney marathon at James' (where they were all staying for the summer), with hot-chocolate and warm blankets. For Sirius, it would be a trip into the town with ice cream and oversized jumpers. Needless to say, they were both massive dorks.

Anyway, both boys knew their boyfriends very well, and had of course, in a rather sitcom-like fashion, planned the others perfect date. For the same time.

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"Ok. Ok, ok, ok. Come on, mate, what's his favourite film? Mulan? Does he like Mulan? That looks feminist... uh... ok what about the Little Mermaid? Aladdin? Uh. Just buy them all, James. Buy them all." Sirius was a little bit stressed about getting the perfect night.

"Hmm..." James Potter was mulling over the options in the small muggle film shop on the edge of the town. "What about this one? The Lion King? It only came out this year, he might not even have seen it yet."

"Yeah, ok... well, we'll take one of everything please, Art."

Arthur Weasley (who was still yet to find a job at the ministry) bagged the many videos. "These'll be ready to pick up in whenever you want, so you can bring your boyfriend. Do you want them blue ray?"

Sirius hesitated for a moment. "What's that?"

"I'm not really sure? It's some muggle... thing. Meant to make it look better"

"If it means Remus will like it better? I'm in."

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"Right. Ok. Umm... What size jumper does Sirius wear?... Come on, Pete. Size. Umm... let's see... ok. Well... ugh."

"Well... doesn't he usually 'borrow' yours? They're usually a bit big, but..."

"Peter, you genius. Ok. Perfect. Umm... what size do I wear? Medium? Large?"

"Remus, bloke, calm down. You're a large/medium. Too big for Sirius, but in the way that he likes. He'll want something that size. Get yourself a large, if you're going for the over-sized but comfortable vibe."

"Ok. Ok. Good. Now we want fabrics... and, err, design. Fabrics and design. Which design do you think, Pete?"

"Remus... Remus! Let's just go into the town, ok? Have a look? Maybe you can get matching ones?"

"Yeah," Remus mumbled, already mulling over the numerous possibilities in his head. "Matching ones"

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James and Sirius were walking back up towards the house, to wait for the fil s to be ready for collection.

"Do you think we bought too many, James? What if he wants to do something else, James. James, what if he wants to break up with me, James? James. James. What if he thinks I don't love him? James what if he thinks I've forgotten? I haven't forgotten, James. James I remembered, didn't I, James? But what if he... what if he thinks... James?"

"Hey, Sirius? I love you to death, mate. You're like a brother to me, so just know that I mean it in the nicest possible way, when I tell you to shut up and get a grip."

"Yea. Yea of course. I'm over reacting. It's fine. Just a film. Just a film.

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Remus and Peter, however, were heading down towards the "Colours, then, Pete. What colours does Sirius think I look best in? Has he ever done one of his lengthy dramatic monologues which ones compliment my eyes?"