Robin and Wally

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Robin: Wally!!! Help!!

Wally: What!? I'm busy!

Robin:AE is trying to get Supermartian porn from me!?

Wally:Dude!! Why the hell do you have that!?

Robin:I don't know!?

Wally:Why the heck does she even want it!?

Robin:You know she ships them hard!

Wally: DUDE!!! That girl is nuts!

Robin:She tried to kill my boyfriend.

Wally:LagoonBoy?

Robin:Yeah, her and that girl Leilani

Wally: Woah!!! The dick chopper! Shit! I gotta hide!

Robin:Why!?

Wally:Cause!!! That girl wants to chop it off and stick it in my ear!

Robin:O.O!!!!

Wally:Yeah... Anyways good luck buddy

Robin:Wait...is she got pink hair?

Wally:Yeah?

Robin:Dude she's right here next to me, and she asked me where you were, and before you told me about her I told her

Robin:DUDE!! IM SO SORRY!!! I DIDN'T KNOW!!

Wally:FUCK!!! I GOTTA RUN!!!

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