LagoonBoy and Batman

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by Leni2x

by Leni2x

LG= LagoonBoy

Batman= the deep dark bat with a short dick

LG: Can you take me to the bat mobile?

Batman:NO!

LG:PLEASE

BATMAN:NO!

(I GOT LAZY SO ITS STAYING IN CAPS)

LG:WHY NOT!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!!

BATMAN: THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE ME TAKE YOU TO THE BATMOBILE!

LG:OKAY!!!
LG:WHAT ABOUT THE BAT CAVE!! PLEAE I'LL BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY!!

BATMAN:NO FUCKER!!

LG:IF I SUCK YOUR DICK WOULD YOU TAKE ME!

BATMAN:....

BATMAN:...UM...

BATMAN:WELL...

BATMAN: ITS TOO SHORT TO SUCK! IM ONLY 1 INCHES!

LG:WHAT IF I GIVE YOU DICK STEROIDS AND YOU TAKE ME ON A RIDE IN THE BATMOBILE AND TO THE BAT CAVE!!!

LG:AND TELL ME YOUR IDENTITY!!!

BRUCE:YOU GIVE ME THE DICK STEROIDS AND YOU GET NOTHING!!

BRUCE: DEAL!?

LG:DEAL!!! YES!!!!!!