Bart and TheFlash

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by Leni2x

by Leni2x

Bart:Heyooo!!

Flash:Hey Kiddo! What's up!

Bart:Can I ask you something?

Flash:Sure!

Bart:Did you eat tha chocolate pudding on the table?

Flash:Why? Was that yours? I'm sorry I'll get you another.

Bart:I actually made it for Wally, but it wasn't chocolate pudding, well it was but I added something.

Flash:...What...?

Bart:I pissed in it, and put a little poop Wong in it.

Flash:WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT FOR WALLY!!! WHAT THE HECK!? AND WHY DIDN'T I SMELL IT!? OHMAHGWD!!

Bart:Because I put in extra ingredients to hide the smell.

Flash:I'm getting my stomach pumped.

Bart:And I uh...can I fart on you?

Flash:WHAT THE HECK!?!?

Bart:I need somewhere to fart.

Bart:Also...I'm pregnant!

Flash:Oh my....Bart, get off the phone

Bart:Hey! This is Leilani, um...Bart is drunk right now, and the things he said were not true, he and BlueB went to the club and I just picked him up.

Flash:First- who's leilani
Second-Thanx

Bart:His girlfriend😑 and whatever🙄