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A story about Pinko-de-Mayo, a cultural appropriation of Cinco de Mayo for the noble purpose of raising funds for breast cancer treatment/cure/awareness or whatever

#appropriation #banquets #bartending #cultural #events #fundraising #guacamole #mexicans

Cocktail Hour

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by GingerbreadFromOV

by GingerbreadFromOV

"I'll have a bourbon and ginger", the guest said.
"Okay", replied the bartender. "But the tickets are only good for beer, wine, or the 'Pink-o-Rita', a bourbon will be 7.50". The bartender hoped in her heart that this guy was so cool that not only would he pay for the over-priced Jim Beam, but also tip generously.

"Oh, well I guess I'll take a Corona then".
The bartender couldn't blame him though, Corona or Tequila would be the best way to go with the menu, a fiesta of taquitos and stuffed jalapeños fresh off the Sysco freezer truck, completely out-of-place 'jack Daniels meatballs', and chef prepared guacamole. And tortilla chips. Lots of tortilla chips, broken into dime-sized bits by the tongs provided to serve them.
The Corona guy tipped a dollar! Win!