Promotions are slowly relaxing to prepare for MonstaX's upcoming tour. That doesn't mean the members aren't always practicing hard to show good stages however. It's on a well deserved weekend off when Hyungwon is thrown off his mental place of peace.
All Hyungwon wanted to do was watch and coo to Hoseok about Minhyuk appearing on a programme by himself.
Minhyuk is like a cute puppy, seeming like he's always made of pure sunshine. He's warm and soft, appearing on MomoX in an oversized cardigan to a very appropriate whimsy audio. Hyungwon smiles as he watches Minhyuk being a dork, charming his way through the episode. Hyungwon loves even the cheesy effects, half laughing and half cringing at the expense of an oblivious Minhyuk.
Hyungwon's thoughts soon goes downhill when a measuring tape is brought out.
What the fuck, since when was Lee Minhyuk so big.
Hyungwon thinks his brain is going to spontaneously combust into flames right at the moment, unable to do anything but stare at the offending image on his phone screen. He recognises Minhyuk's hands, lean and pretty like the rest of him, they're nice. Really nice. Hyungwon supposes that's why it didn't register to him until now that Minhyuk's hands are actually huge - his long fingers stretched out against the measuring tape on display.
It makes Hyungwon want to squirm a little on his seat. Maybe on Minhyuk's fingers too.
"Won-ah, what's up?" Hoseok asks curiously, looking up from his spot on the sofa, using the younger's lap as a pillow.
"Did it slip my mind or did I not actually realise how big Minhyuk was?"
"W-What?" Hoseok laughs, raising an eyebrow and wondering what had caused Hyungwon to suddenly swerve the topic into a discussion of their boyfriend's size. "Well I wouldn't say Minhyuk is huge or giant, like the way you're seeming to imply right now but he is bigger than average? I mean he does have a nice dick-"
"I'm not talking about his dick!" Hyungwon cuts in, a light flush appearing on his face "Get your mind out of the gutter!"
"Oh. But you have to admit our boyfriend does have a nice dick." Hoseok answers simply. "What are you referring to then, the other large but not his dick parts of Minhyukkie?"
"I wish you would stop?" Hyungwon groans, swatting Hoseok who is chuckling in amusement..
"But seriously though, what do you mean that you didn't realise how big Minhyuk was?"
"This?" Hyungwon says, putting his phone screen in Hoseok's view. It doesn't take long for Hoseok to realise the implications of Hyungwon's words when there was a picture of Minhyuk's hand measurements from MomoX media on screen. "Like how the fuck did I miss this detail of Minhyuk when our hands are literally always on each other while we're awake? He could literally slap me flying into another country if he wanted to! "
"Oh my god, you really just noticed this? I'm honestly really surprised, I thought being manhandled by Minhyuk's big ass hands was your favourite kink." Hoseok teases, a devilish and playful glint in his eyes as Hyungwon attempts to sink away into the sofa in embarrassment. "Aww, somebody is suddenly shy. Cute, really cute!"
