It happened again.
Wonho and Minhyuk were kicked out of the dorm for fooling around in the kitchen and Kihyun had sent them to go elsewhere. Minhyuk begged Kihyun to stay only because they didn't know where the hell else they could go. Hoseok could care less, as long as he didn't have to go anywhere too public where people would be able to see everything.
It was simple horseplay, Minhyuk and Wonho tickling and touching each other. It seemed innocent enough to the others until Hoseok moaned and gave away their intentions.
"We eat there hyungs!" Changkyun groaned while Kihyun shooed and swatted them away with a spatula.
"Gross, we're gonna have to burn our kitchen now." Hyungwon muttered as the two appeared in the living room where the other members were already in various states of relax. The others were eyeing the two members as they were quite physically tossed out of the kitchen.
"Why can't you two do things in private, with some decency?" Kihyun was shouting, pointing towards the door.
"Yeah, like Hyunwoo and Jooheon hyung!" Changkyun yelled rather loudly, resulting in Jooheon to hide his flushed red face in the crook of Hyunwoo's arm while he himself looked rather flustered.
"Really Changkyun? Was one embarrassed couple not enough for you?" Jooheon cried out, muffled in the depths of Hyunwoo's muscled arms.
"Apparently not." Hyungwon muttered, smirking at the maknae's quip.
"Honestly though, have you seen Minhyuk?" Wonho began, all attention returning to the two that had started all this. "Trust me, it's a sin not to do something about it. No matter the time or place." Wonho smirked, looking over at Minhyuk who looked back at him in awe, cheeks a slight rosy pink.
"Well, in that case, you two shouldn't have any problems finding somewhere else to do your business then!" Kihyun got back to reprimanding the two, gesturing towards the door once more.
Wonho grabbed Minhyuk's arm and began to lead him opposite of Kihyun, towards the bedrooms before he heard the spatula slap on the nearest surface and Kihyun's voice returning another yell.
"Not in the bedrooms. You've already lost that privilege when you decided to have sex in Jooheon's bunk and left it in a disgusting state." Jooheon screamed in horror from his spot still in Hyunwoo's embrace, reliving the horrid memories of that day and seeing his bunk. (There's so much! How is it possible to even have this much in you?! Jooheon vaguely remembers yelling that day.)
"Yeah and not in the showers because you guys will just clog the drain." Hyunwoo tells them sternly.
"Plus I'm pretty sure they get their kicks putting jizz in our shampoos and body washes." Hyungwon groaned, catching Hoseok's smirk that basically confirms that they have, in fact, done just that. "We all use those, I don't get why you'd even think to do it."
"I heard it's good for the skin!" Minhyuk piped cheerily.
"Stop trying to make an excuse as to why you constantly love getting facials. And I don't mean the cucumber mask kind." Kihyun spit with a heavy dose of snark. This group has seen plenty of sexual acts between the two and at this point they could really live to go a day without seeing Hoseok's junk or Minhyuk getting cum on some part of him.
"You aren't really suggesting we take care of this elsewhere, are you?" Minhyuk asked, his eyes as big as saucers and his lip worried between his teeth. As wild as Hoseok is, he's not sure he'd be down to take care of their "problem" in a public setting.
"It's starting to get chilly out there, I'd hurry if you don't want to freeze your dicks off." Kihyun waved them off, fed up with their antics for the day.
