Libra - "You're talking to f*cking Zeus, here."
Gemini - "Something looks different about you. Oh, I know. You got old."
Capricorn - "I made my own destiny."
Cancer - "You don't want to f*ck with me."
Pisces - "Can't f*cking wait."
Virgo - "Hey, water boy, I can't drink that bottle of piss you gave me."
Taurus - "The smell of mothballs and poligrip. My grandmother must be here."
Aries - "I am the f*cking god of gymnastics!"
Sagittarius - "Pretty soon that nostalgia train you've been riding since 2004 is gonna come to a pathetic, useless halt."
Aquarius - "What, are we flirting right now?"
Leo - "I am a gold and silver medalist."
Scorpio - "Excuse me?"
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Sebastian Stan Zodiacs
RandomZodiacs as Sebastian characters, movies, etc. (Inspiration from @sebstantho on instagram please go give my canadian trash maple bean a follow <3)
