Author-kun x Dere Brothers

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Dere Brothers: Tsundere-kun, Kuudere-kun, Himedere-kun, and Dandere-kun.

A/N: Author-kun asks them out on a date.

-Tsundere-

Author-kun: Tsundere-kun wanna go out on a date together?

Tsundere: W-What?! Why would I want to go out with you?! BAKA! I-I mean who would go out with you anyway?! B-BAKA!!!

Author-kun:....All you had to do was say no...-Walks away-

Tsundere:....DANG IT!!! (I really wanted to go on that date!)

-Kuudere-

Author-kun: Kuudere-kun, wanna go out on a date?

Kuudere:......No thanks.

Author-kun: You sure? I'm paying.

Kuudere: -Emotionless- I'm sure. I appreciate your offer but I'm busy. Ask me out another place at another time...

Author-kun:....So cold...

-Himedere-

Author-kun: Himedere-kun, wanna go out on a date.

Himedere: FOOL!

Author-kun: Huh?

Himedere: Why would I go out with you? If you want to date me so badly, bow down and kiss my foot then maybe I'll reconsider, Mongol~!

Author-kun:...Yeah. You know what. Forget it. Why did I decided to come here.

Himedere: Huh?! How dare you talk back to Ore-sama!

Author-kun: Shut up! You don't know who I am. Newflash mister, the world doesn't work the way you want it. Because from where I come from, we don't play that shit. People are not going to be at your beck and call. So stop acting like a fake prince and maybe someone would date you. Because I bet you never went on a date before. -Walks away-

Himedere:....

-Dandere-

Dandere: O-Oh hello Author-kun!

Author-kun: Hey Dandere-kun. Would you like to go out on a date with me?

Dandere: A-A date! O-Of course! (I actually said it!!)

Author-kun: Cool. I'll pick you up at 8:00 p.m. See ya later. -Leaves-

Dandere:.....-Blushes red and faints-

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